A Divine Encounter of the Green Kind
For most people, smoking up isn't a way to get closer to god, but for an unlucky few, it can seem just about that intense for a spell.
Comedy Writing
A Thundering Herd of AIDS
Sure Marshall, you have a major motion picture about your school starring Matthew McConaughey, but I still think you have AIDS.
The Future of Equally Horny Women
Historically, men have always been the hornier of the two sexes. But what would happen if women suddenly juiced up their hormones?
I Law the Fought and the Won Law
Dealing with cops wouldn't be so hard if you weren't actually guilty of a crime. That's why there are guides like this for drunken negotiation.
Cock-Blocking’s “Most Wanted” List
The top ten guys who pose a serious threat to your relationship. Some are in your face, others are sly lurkers, but they're all after your girlfriend.
Nautilus
Gooden is an empty shell of a man who's abandoned adults as well as children. The only thing he can't escape is the coming storm.
Boy-Shaman
Boy-Shaman knows the magic of the rain. Like God must feel in the tingles of power that pulse in his legs.
Infestation
So, I'm pretty sure my apartment's got a new tenant...a mouse. Now, if you don't know me well (and you don't), you also don't know that I fucking hate mice. I'm not afraid of much...snakes, heights, that shit...but mice scare the shit out of me. Bubonic plague carrying little vermin...ah...they're so goddamned quick.
The Voyeur’s Prayer
Poor, old pecker-snake, trapped hoverin above the sex act, listenin to the metronomic thumps of your hissin fury.
The Irony of Your Wife’s Affair
While you were away, your wife screwed your best friend, your boss, the dog, and the postman. Hey, their penises have needs, too.
At War with the Aliens
At War with the Aliens
Fourteen Loves Thirteen
Isn’t it hot for a day in Autumn? Aren’t the girls impressed?<br />