Happenstance, PA

My sense of humor can be summarized with one joke: Q: Why does 6 hate 7? A: Because 7 8 out 9.

Comedy Writing

I Always Put My Penis…

<span style="font-weight:bold;">I Always Put My Penis</span><br /><span style="font-style:italic;"><br />(Or, called by my friends “The Odyssey of Masculinity and Mind-Altering Drugs“)<br />(Or, why to never try to masturbate when you’re fucked up on mushrooms)<br /></span><br />I always put my penis deep <br />in the willow trees, amongst the wispy

Hey There, StumbleUpon User

For some reason, a lot of you StumbleUponers have been viewing this page. Unfortunately for you, I haven't updated this blog in months. I'm doing so now to let you know that there are in fact, <span style="font-weight:bold;">REALLY FUCKING FUNNY things in here</span>. You just have to look for them.

Silk, Part II

Things get heated when an unexpected third wheel shows up during the highly anticipated date with Rita.

Silk

A gas station employee takes his frustration to the local bar, where words turn to fists. But a cute brunette could be his saving grace.

Dear Nate

If I was to say that USF is going to lose tomorrow night in their Friday night game with WVU, I'd be a liar.<br /><br />However, I should add, I'd be such only as a result of the lies of omission. <br /><br />And because I'm a good-natured guy (I really am), and I hate being a liar, I thought I'd give you a few truths that have yet to be brought to light in the last few days... <br />

Which One of These Does Not Belong?

<a href="https://www.pointsincase.com/nick/uploaded_images/keyword-analysis-702839.bmp"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/nick/uploaded_images/keyword-analysis-702781.bmp" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />(click it)<br /><br />Well then?

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