Relationship Pitfalls
Commitment is about more than steady sex. It's about accepting each other's weird sleeping hours, deranged parents, and juicy farts.
Comedy Writing
The Golden Hour of Stragglin’
Last call came and your last resort hookup went, now what? Join the drunken herd in the streets and see if you can catch the skinniest buffalo.
What’s Your Excuse for Missing Class?
When missing class becomes a problem, you're going to need some creative excuses. Try emailing these with a straight face.
Xtreme Stuntz Roundup
ESPN's X Games doesn't have squat on these daring and dastardly challenges. Moto X? Try Vert-Moonlanding and Subhuman Fusion.
Valentine’s Day Compromise
The toughest, most complicated holiday of the year exemplifies the emotional dichotomy between men and women. Solutions anyone?
Student Video Game Therapy
Sit down and curl up with an Xbox or Playstation, 'cause it's probably the best stress-reliever you know. But every mood deserves a different game.
The Deal to End All Deals
If it's physical satisfaction you're looking for, you better make sure you know the rules of the hookup game before playing around.
The Wingman: Your Best Friend at the Bar
His mission is simple: do whatever necessary to ensure your success with the ladies. Even if that means crashing and burning himself.
8 Things I Hate, Period
An angry venting about 8 random things, including Crimedog McGruff, status symbols, environmentalists, and cigarette smokers.
The Sketchy Truth Behind Art
College humor by Court Sullivan. Quotes, comedy articles, columns and blogs - all original.
Tattoos: No Use Crying Over Spilled Ink
Regret-free tattoos take careful thought and planning. Consider a sexy location, obscure imagery, and perhaps a classic quote in Old English.
Blorthnar’s Advice to Young Teen Lovers
Who the hell is Blorthnar? Only an Inta-galactic playa with worlds more experience than you. His STD's alone prove there’s life on other planets.