An Office Visit with Dr. Don’t Be Cruel
Seems like 'ol Doc in the Box knows about as much as Elvis when it comes to prescribing the right pills. Whole lotta shakin' goin' on indeed.
Comedy Writing
My Dream Date with Mike Faerber
Online stalking will only get you so far. Planning a real life date complete with 1993 GM Safari van? Now we're talking irresistible.
Europe: The Not So Lonely Planet
When backpacking across campus in search of sex, drugs and booze gets old, head overseas where you can buy more potent versions of all three.
Dick Pic Etiquette
So a lady friend has winked at you via webcam and now you've decided to let the beast out of its cage. Better hope it's not too tame.
Clubbing Terms Pocket Dictionary
So you met a buttahead that caught the dragon, and she had a troll and a yao with her but they were nassatalls. Time for a dance club dictionary.
Reasons I Would Make a Better Date Than a Convicted Sex Offender
Ladies, for most of you, there will come a point in your life when you will have to choose between either going out on a date with me or a convicted sex offender.
Boner vs. Boner
It can happen anywhere, anytime, and for just about any reason. From morning wood to Pedro's savior, these are the boners of our lives.
My Box for a Box
Attention ladies open to same-sex chemistry: one-night courses of study now available! Female professor, flexible hours, discreet enrollment.
7 Things Everyone Should Be Bothered By
It is NOT OK if you do any of the following: stand in doorways, sit on the same side of the table as your girlfriend at a restaurant, travel in large packs to parties.
I’d Pay Extra to Avoid a “Happy Ending”
Tired of the happy-go-lucky plot twist? Wish every movie could end like The Departed? Join the ranks of those disillusioned with Hollywood.
Gambling, Prostitution and Donald Trump
Three columnists get together for a comedy melee involving everything from gambling to prostitution to dead grandmothers to Donald Trump's cereal.
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