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Calvin: "I say it's a fallacy that kids need 12 years of school! Three months is plenty! Look at me. I'm smart! I don't need 11 1/2 more years of school! It's a complete waste of my time!" Hobbes: "How on earth did you get all the way to the bus stop with both feet through one pant leg?" Calvin: "I fell down a lot. ...

Comedy Writing

Rap Music is Trashy and in Poor Taste

If you agree with the title, you're being incredibly short-sighted.<br /><br />I'm always shocked, really, when otherwise worldly and forward thinking people trot out the same lame list of grievances against rap music (for simplicity's sake, I'm not going to differentiate between rap and hip-hop), in a way that is frankly oblivious.<br />

Break Out the Tequila and Salt?

Why is it that tough luck is described as "life giving you lemons?" Is free lemons really the worst conceivable situation we could come up with? Have you thought about using them to give a bit of zest to your pasta? Or making lemon bars? Or just throwing the motherfuckers away?<br />

I Heart You Forever!!!!

<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://www.pointsincase.com/xavier/uploaded_images/heart_cut_diamond-780517.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 144px; height: 134px;" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/xavier/uploaded_images/heart_cut_diamond-780514.jpg" alt="" border="0" /></a>Between you and I, my dear

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