New York, NY

Calvin: "I say it's a fallacy that kids need 12 years of school! Three months is plenty! Look at me. I'm smart! I don't need 11 1/2 more years of school! It's a complete waste of my time!" Hobbes: "How on earth did you get all the way to the bus stop with both feet through one pant leg?" Calvin: "I fell down a lot. ...

Comedy Writing

Rainbow, Rainbow, Rainbow

My first attempt at a rhyming sestina (happy "pocs"?). Any humor is probably unintentional. Happy Valentine's Day.<br /><br /><p class="MsoNormal">I say, “it could be worse. We’re not in pain.”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">“Sometimes you run out of ado to make”</p> <p class="MsoNormal">She pauses eating toast, (as always, plain) -</p>

Being a Runway Model

<p>...is awesome, because it's the only job where being able to walk and chew gum at the same time makes you <span style="font-style: italic;">over</span>qualified.</p>

Hunter… MILF? (Comic)

<p>(Click to see better)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://www.pointsincase.com/xavier/uploaded_images/HunterMilf-784736.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://www.pointsincase.com/xavier/uploaded_images/HunterMilf-784733.JPG" alt="" border="0" /></a></p>

My Sexual Fantasy

my sexual fantasy is basically your every day. i see a hot girl in the grocery store wearing a tight skirt. then she bends over and i see she is actually a hot man. then it is revealed that she is wearing a strap on dildo. she alerts the manager that i am stuffing pudding in my jeans. that guy is stuffing his trousers with vanilla pudding, she will say. she will be lying.

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