Tag: Andy Sandford’s Head Circus

Andy Sandford’s Guide to Dating

<p>The dating game is a full contact sport, and if you don’t know the X’s and O’s, you will never leave the bench. The singles scene is like a curling match: cold and confusing with an indecipherable scoring system…and there’s a lot of yelling.

The Land of Smaerd

<p><em>***This is a short story I wrote as a spritely young man***</em></p><p>My name is Yudna, and I am from the land of Smaerd. Smaerd is called Smaerd because it is “dreams” backwards. It isn’t all that creative, but neither is the creator of all that is in the land of Smaerd. God did not create the land of Smaerd; Dog did. It is merely a coincidence that Dog is “God” backwards. Dog is God’s Dog. He is called Dog because God is not that creative. You’ll find that pets are much like their masters.

Mollusk Spheres of Wisdom

<p>"If upon the initial attempt you are ineffectual; attempt, attempt, attempt furthermore."</p><p>"When existence administers yellowish, acid fruits of a subtropical citrus tree, produce a refreshing beverage by combining the fruit with water and a sweetener."</p>

Fat Physics

<strong>Unweaving the paradox of social interaction: Why don't fat people have more friends than the average person?</strong><br /><br />Newton's universal law of gravitation states that every object in the universe exerts a tug on every other. It's true: the laws of gravitation do not just apply to "the heavenly bodies"...in fact, it is safe to say that it is more a <em>tour de force</em> in those of us with unheavanly bodies.

Vocab Words… In a Sentence!

<strong>-"Hibiscus"</strong><br /><br />"Every morning I greet my breakfast; hello toast! wassup eggs! hibiscus!"<br /><br /><strong>-"Amorphous"</strong><br /><br />"Daddy got laid off at the plant and can't provide A-mor-pho-us."<br /><br /><strong>-"Gelatinous"</strong><br />

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