Tag: My American Life®

Photoshop Project 2

For our second Photoshop project, we created a poster for our favorite subject in school. My poster has a manatee wearing a purple top hat and carrying a musket with the words "Math Rules!!!"

Example of a Standard Doofus Contract

Pursuant to the provisions of Sections 502 and 805 of the Doofus Law, the undersigned hereby certify: 1. The name of the Doofus is MR. YANCEY P. SULLIVAN IV and will hereby be recognized as a 'Doofus' or 'Stupid Person.'

How Does a Pet Get Into Pet Heaven?

In Pet Heaven there are no collars, cages or tanks. Angels feed and clean up after your pets every day, and there are sticks that throw themselves for the dogs.

Kid’n Around: Music For Children Only

Kid’n Around is a heart melting band created by Josh and Nathan Dweezler. Albums include "Free Candy at Our House!" and "White Van Comes a Callin’" both available on CD or cassette.

Let’s Talk About Politics

Some politicians must wear "Politics = Life" t-shirts under their suits. I mean, come on! We get it already. You love politics! Here’s a gold star. Now can we just move on already?

RE: Spoon Restaurant Idea

I took a look at your business plan for the spoons only restaurant idea, and everything looks pretty good. I’ve never eaten a five-course meal with just spoons and I’m sure thousands of others haven’t either.

Mad Libs: Serious Edition

I had been trying for months to get a table at ___(Name of Family Pet)___, the new restaurant downtown. Tonight, I only needed a table for one, because my wife, Margarette, had ___(Verb)___ me.

Here We Dough Again!

Roger, 28, is the assistant manager at Reggiano's. He can make three pizzas in about 58 seconds but he hopes to decrease that number by a lot when he travels to Nashville to compete for the title of "World's Fastest Pizza Maker."

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