Blender Theater Performance: Me Hype New York City
I opened a show at NYC's Blender Theater for the band Me Talk Pretty. There were 600 screaming fans there NOT to see me, and I still managed to pull off a good set.
I opened a show at NYC's Blender Theater for the band Me Talk Pretty. There were 600 screaming fans there NOT to see me, and I still managed to pull off a good set.
How the fuck could a rich person ever have a bad sex life with their mate? With all that money to spice it up, there's no excuse for boring sex.
Bombing is a special side effect of comedy. I get a big kick out of playing in front of a group of seniors that aren't ready for my gross jokes.
Besides Alabama, upstate NY is the last place you want to lose track of your token black friend. When in doubt, deploy a rescue team.
This unadulterated boozefest happens every year on the last Monday of July. Tons of people, both from Lake George and not, dock their boats in this particular bay, and basically light the lake on fire.
This past week has been relatively uneventful besides the fact that I saved a fucking LIFE this past Friday. My homeless credit has just gone way up.
Aside from my day job and glamorous comedy career, I am a professional black-out drunk who can make or break a party at a moment's notice.