Links from Instagram Posts

Jan 14

I, Lucifer, Regret to Announce the Early Closure of My Art Show Known as “Hell”

• by Rachel Van Nes

Jan 13

Every Book Ad You’ll See When Your Kindle Goes to Sleep

• by Hoff Matthews

Jan 13

Scooby Doo’s Best Man Speech at Shaggy’s Wedding

• by Robert Criss

Jan 13

Introduction to Dentistry Small Talk

• by Brad Stennerson

Jan 13

Thanks for Your Order!

• by Points in Case

Jan 12

Ignatius J. Reilly: The Later Rants

• by James Seidler

Jan 12

You’ll Love Our Newest Resort, You Lazy Fuck

• by Paulette Perhach

Jan 11

I’m Rick Steves and I’m Now Touring the Inner Field of Consciousness, Not Europe

• by Catherine Davis

Jan 11

I Am the Old Man on the Stationary Bike at the Gym, and I Am Here to Fucking Crush It

• by Lizzie Logan

Jan 10

The Man on the Bahamian Omnibus

• by Jonathan Wood

Jan 10

How You’ll Defer the Draft Based on Your Star Sign

• by Elizabeth Scher

Jan 10

A Message from Your Friendly Neighborhood Military Industrial Complex

• by Lawrence Wang

Jan 9

Help Wanted for Covert Criminal Operation

• by Gregory Alesso

Jan 9

Just Because We Spotted Each Other at a Sex Party Doesn’t Mean I Can’t Still Be Your Accountant

• by Brian Dunn

Jan 8

Diary of Nelson Perry, Swing Voter

• by Michael Maiello

Jan 8

Wait, Michael Bloomberg Is Now “Mike” Bloomberg?

• by Josh Wann

Jan 8

An Oprah Gif for Every Occasion

• by Shannon McGarvey

Jan 7

I Got into CrossFit but I Already Told Everyone I Know—Should I Quit?

• by Mac Faber

Jan 7

Taylor Swift, Zachary Taylor, Jonathan Swift, or Jonathan Taylor-Thomas?

• by Kristopher Michael Wood

Jan 7

An Interview with World War III

• by Clint Lohse

Jan 6

How to Photoshop Yourself Dummy Thicc with Bob Ross

• by Ray Beer

Jan 6

If We Talked to Entrepreneurs the Way We Talk to Artists

• by Erica Lies

Jan 6

Cancelling Teddy Roosevelt’s Elementary School Gym Class

• by Anthony DeThomas

Jan 5

I’m the Tennis Ball Attached to an Old Man’s Walker

• by Josh Lorenzo

Jan 5

It’s Hard Being a Barbarian Hero in Downtown Manhattan

• by Kevin Jiang

Jan 4

Just Thought We Should Catch Up! And Maybe See if You’re Satisfied with Your Current Financial Advisor

• by Jordan Call

Jan 4

The Simple and Effective No Cookies or Wine Diet

• by Charlotte Wilson

Jan 3

Do You Have the Cognitive Fortitude to Be a Cashier at Crazy Dave’s Wieners?

• by Gracie Kairis

Jan 3

How to Yell at Fox News Coverage of the 2020 Democratic Candidates Without Upsetting Your Republican Relatives

• by Elizabeth Stamp

Jan 3

6 Worst Places for Your Wife to Remind You She Is Leaving to Be in a Polyamorous Relationship with the Pep Boys

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Jan 2

I’m Your Winter Cough and I’m Tired of Playing Second Fiddle to That Asshat Sneeze

• by Heather Osterman-Davis

Jan 2

Online Job Application Tips for Zoomers, from a Boomer Ally

• by Ashley Chen