Links from Instagram Posts

Jan 2

I Am a Character in a Dystopian Novel, and I Think Your World Kind of Sucks

Jan 1

An Appeal to the Committee’s Ruling That Candy Is Not a Breakfast Food

Jan 1

I’m a Crosley Record Player

Dec 31

Our Beethoven Rebrand Journey: The Making of a Superstar Grump

Dec 31

Do You Want to Marry Him or Do You Just Want His Mother to Ruin the Next 25 Years of Your Life?

Dec 31

Please Hire Me to Be Your Gatsby Party’s Nick Carraway

Dec 30

Five Best End-Of-Year Listicles to Distract from Your Deepening Existential Crisis

Dec 30

Where Are They Now: Characters from Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”

Dec 30

Democratic Politicians Narrate “Moby Dick”

Dec 29

Royalty-Free Podcasts So You Don’t Have to Hear Another Quip Ad

Dec 29

An Ode to the Lost Week

Dec 28

Five Questions I Have for the Dude Grinning at the Gym

Dec 28

Mindfulness Tips for Evil Telepathic Mutants

Dec 28

Our Skincare Products Are Vegan, Sulfate-Free, and 100% Not a Front for My Uncle’s Arms Trafficking Ring

Dec 27

“Today I Am a Woman” by Brittany Katz, Capo De Tutti Capi of the Larchmont Middle School District

Dec 26

From the Spider on Your Dashboard, with Love

Dec 26

My Family Calls Him “Old-Fashioned,” But I Just Call My Uncle “Racist”

Dec 25

How a Work Trip to the Hallmark Christmas Universe Royally Fucked My Marriage

Dec 25

What to Do if the Little Drummer Boy Shows Up at Your Local Maternity Ward

Dec 24

Santa Claus Is Coming to Town⁠– Oh God, Hide the Cookies! He’s Here!

Dec 24

Are These Family Gifts Third-Party Seller Garbage, or Legit Holiday Treasure?

Dec 24

A Practical Guide to Determining Who Drew Your Name for Secret Santa

Dec 23

Should I Dump Him or Stay Because He’s Such a Great Gift Giver?

Dec 23

Why My Girlfriend Should Consider Buying Chocolate Advent Calendars Again

Dec 23

The First Baptist Church Christmas Eve Service 2019, Presented by Verizon Wireless

Dec 22

How the Grinch Almost Stole the Christmas Shopping Season

Dec 22

What to Get the Person Who Has Everything

Dec 21

Christmas Brag Letter from Your Dickhead Neighbors, The Millers

Dec 21

The Grinch Shouldn’t Be Prosecuted in the Court of Public Opinion

Dec 21

I Demand You Take My Son off the Naughty List, Santa!

Dec 20

Santa, Please Turn All My Useless Christmas Presents into Gift Cards without My Loved Ones Noticing

Dec 20

How to Cope When a Loved One Reveals They’re a Red Hot Chili Peppers Fan