Links from Instagram Posts

Dec 19

I Caught My Husband Crying While Cutting Onions. That’s Why I’m Leaving Him

• by Adam Narimatsu

Dec 19

Old-Fashioned Ways to Meet Someone, for the Modern Day

• by Sarah White

Dec 19

Does This Crippling Existential Dread Make Me Look Fat?

• by David Olson

Dec 18

5 Episodes of “DuckTales” Where Winter’s First Snowfall Coincided with Uncle Scrooge Explaining to His Grandnephews That Because They Were Not Human, God Would Not Welcome Them into the Kingdom of Heaven When They Died

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Dec 18

Guidelines for Hot, White Male Protagonists in Made-For-TV Holiday Movies

• by Samson Madella

Dec 18

The Church Announces Changes to Try and Get Young People to Attend Mass

• by Declan Cross

Dec 17

Mindfulness Tips for Surviving Your Friend’s Harry Potter-Themed Improv Set

• by Colin Wentworth

Dec 17

Things I’ve Said During Anal Sex That Are Also Comments I’ve Received on My Workshop Submission

• by Dan Ryan

Dec 17

Dear Families That Share Holiday Letters

• by Casey Dexter

Dec 16

Seven Mishaps at Whole Foods That, Looking Back, Were Only Partially My Fault

• by Nikki Campo

Dec 16

Passive-Aggressive Co-Worker or Your Domestic Shorthair?

• by Rosalind Moran

Dec 16

This Year’s Agency Holiday Party Theme: Transparency!

• by Chris Brotzman

Dec 15

Your Holiday Guide to Not Supporting Local Artists

• by Sarah Franco

Dec 15

I Got Dumped for Having No Personality Even Though She Hadn’t Read All My T-Shirts

• by Mike Range

Dec 14

It’s That Time of Year Again When My Seasonal Affective Disorder Kicks in and I Transform into Glargor the Cave Troll

• by Carlos Greaves

Dec 13

Push Notification from Your Apps or Text from Creepy Ex?

• by Nicole Rusch

Dec 13

Hold the Phone, Wife and Husband Are Also Best Friends?!

• by Mark Brennan

Dec 13

You Forgot the Anniversary of the Boston Tea Party, Didn’t You?

• by Nathan Whipple

Dec 12

A Look into My Fiverr Request History

• by Michael Sanky

Dec 12

Adam Carolla’s Totally-Not-Gay, Dudely Dude COCKtail Guide

• by Elizabeth J. Theis

Dec 12

“30 Under 30” Who Are Doing Just Okay

• by Scarlet Meyer

Dec 11

Mom, Dad, I’m Dropping out of School, Moving to New York, and Pursuing My Dream of Being the Mayor of New York

• by Kath Dunham

Dec 11

The Many Ways in Which My Startup Journey Parallels the Life of Jesus Christ

• by Steven Demmler

Dec 11

From a Proud but Contrite Music Snob with a Secret Life to His Daughter in the Event of His Death

• by R. Daniel Lester

Dec 10

We Need to Discuss Your Son’s Science Fair Project, “Why Do Mommy and Daddy Use Bad Words?”

• by Brad Stennerson

Dec 10

The Ten Most Important Years of the Past Decade

• by Andy Spain

Dec 10

While “Saving the World” Is a Nice Hobby, Don’t You Think It’s Time to Consider Graduate School, Superman?

• by Brandon Talley

Dec 9

Behold! Der American Adventures of Das EuroDad!

• by Spencer Roth-Rose

Dec 9

Popular Adages Revised for Passive-Aggressive People

• by Laura Slade

Dec 9

I’m Your Acoustic Guitar’s Mother and I’m Disgusted with You

• by Michelle Drozdick

Dec 8

I’m an Atheist Straw Man in a Horror Movie

• by Gary Hobbesworth

Dec 8

Jared Kushner’s Skin Care Routine

• by Emily Flake