Links from Instagram Posts

Dec 7

Help, My Life Has Become a Backdoor Pilot!

• by Brendan Smith

Dec 7

I’m Little Lamb, and Mary Never Had Me

• by Hayley Noble

Dec 6

Kid Review: Ranking the Carpool Options on the Block

• by Gregory Alesso

Dec 6

My Grandpa’s Cookie Recipe That Serves as Evidence He Was D.B. Cooper

• by Libby Marshall

Dec 6

Declaration of Independence from My Toxic Roommate Terrence

• by Michael Sanky

Dec 5

Diary Entry from the Woman in the Peloton Commercial on Her First Day with Her New Bike

• by Catherine Weingarten

Dec 5

Texts That, in Hindsight, I Probably Shouldn’t Have Responded to with “K”

• by Leah Jereb

Dec 4

An Obituary Writer Attempts to Win His Wife Back

• by Libby Marshall

Dec 4

Signs Your Therapist Is a Robot

• by Mark Peters

Dec 4

Narwhal Tusk Basic Training

• by Ross Murray

Dec 3

Congratulations on Securing a Saggy Bed and Creaky Desk at Our Artist Colony!

• by Amy Lyons

Dec 3

Excerpt from the Diary of a Pumpkin Spice Latte

• by Danielle Warren

Dec 3

Translations of the Text Message “WYD”

• by Blair Dawson

Dec 2

A Quick Spoiler-Free Review of “The Irishman”

• by Casey Rohlen

Dec 2

Literal Evergreen Humor for Literal Evergreens

• by Rachel McKenny

Dec 2

How to Use the Internet, For Boomers

• by JP LeRoux

Dec 1

Quotes from Arthur Miller’s “Death of an Influencer”

• by Geoffrey Line

Dec 1

Jordan vs. Gretzky: Who’s Better?

• by Alex Starbuck

Nov 30

The Six Types of Belly Button

• by Michael Sanky

Nov 30

My Dad Is a “Black Mirror” Episode

• by Hrannar Björnsson

Nov 29

Instructions for if I Ever Travel through Time for Some Reason

• by Christopher MacDonald

Nov 29

Other Movies Based on Hyper-Literal Interpretations of ’80s Pop Songs

• by Scotty Goldberg

Nov 28

After Watching These Debates, Am I the Only One Who Doesn’t Really Care Who Takes the Ring to Mordor?

• by Carlos Greaves

Nov 28

Obituaries for a Thanksgiving Turkey

• by Rachel Siemens and Phillip Siemens

Nov 27

Let’s Boycott Thanksgiving! This Has Nothing to Do with Me Being a Turkey, By the Way

• by Fredrick Martyn

Nov 27

Good Housekeeping Tips for Throwing a Cozy, Old-Fashioned Thanksgiving Rager

• by Gracie Kairis

Nov 26

How to Enjoy Jazz

• by Shane Stead

Nov 25

Open Letter from the Fake Socially Conscious Advertiser

• by Peter Moran

Nov 25

Marriage, as Explained by an Alien

• by Carolina Brettler

Nov 24

I Took Penn & Teller’s Master Class on Magic and Now I’m on Death Row

• by Tod Brubaker

Nov 23

Craigslist Missed Connection: That Movie I Wanted to Watch on Netflix Three Nights Ago

• by Hayley Noble

Nov 22

5 Times My Father Was Strapped for Cash So We Had to Pay Our Rent by Complimenting Our Landlord’s Horrendous Calf Tattoos

• by Ryan Ciecwisz