Links from Instagram Posts

Nov 22

Prosaic Texts from My Single Dad

• by Hilary Hyatt

Nov 22

When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemon-Ale with Thor

• by Rowdy Geirsson

Nov 21

Five Netflix Series That Falsely Accuse Me of Taking a Bath with the Chimps at the Zoo

• by Darren Springer

Nov 21

Slogans from the MTA’s Expanded “See Something, Say Something” Campaign

• by Lizzie Logan

Nov 21

God Submits a Query Letter for His First Draft of the Bible to the Goodman & Forsythe Literary Agency in New York

• by Mike Calahan

Nov 20

Soldiers, I’m Here to Tell You Aliens Exist and They’re Mean as Hell

• by Libby Marshall

Nov 20

Characters I Assume Are in Little Women

• by Kath Dunham

Nov 20

Tips for a Tenure-Track Humanities Job Search, in Decreasing Order of Viability and Legality

• by Ryan Lenzmeier

Nov 19

The Children of the Corn Give Thanks for Corn Subsidies

• by Lauren Le

Nov 19

The Email Conversation I Had with My Middle School Vice Principal after Repeatedly Butt-Dialing Him While Riding a Mechanical Bull

• by Robert Criss

Nov 18

Eighth-Grade Science vs. Middle-Age Anxiety

• by Robert McGee

Nov 18

Am I Describing My Broken Car to My Mechanic, or Describing My Miniature Labradoodle?

• by Benjamin Alpert

Nov 18

I’m the Troll Living Under This Bridge and Only I Know Your Destiny Is to Be an Accountant

• by Erika Lindquist

Nov 17

I, Shredder, Am Happy About This Plastic Straw Ban; Now I Can Be the Number One Threat to Turtles Again

• by Fredrick Martyn

Nov 17

Dr. Seuss’s “Ok Boomer”

• by Andreas Trolf

Nov 16

8 Ways We Can Make Impeachment Hearings More Pow! Bang! Boom!

• by Tara Millette

Nov 16

Republican Senators Question Mother Goose During the Impeachment Hearings of Fairy Tale Villains

• by Elizabeth Johnston

Nov 16

Alexa No Longer Takes Shit from Your Kids

• by Osama Shehzad

Nov 15

Everyone Who Has Seen Ever Me Naked, Ranked

• by Alyssa Moore

Nov 15

NYC Apartment Listings, Decoded

• by Sophie Vershbow

Nov 15

A Few Quick Announcements from the Flight Crew Here at Budjet, America’s Number One Most Affordable Airline

• by Erin Chack

Nov 14

Bill Gates, I Implore You to Connect the Dots and Give Me a Couple Billion

• by Michael Sanky

Nov 14

Simon Says for Future Women in Power

• by Rebekah Iliff

Nov 14

Help! Prince Charming Really Just Method Actor

• by Emily Kaufman

Nov 13

We Regret to Inform You That Your Application to the Friend Zone Has Been Denied

• by Valerie Visnic

Nov 13

Wedding Vows for Conspiracy Theorists

• by Mark Peters

Nov 13

Design and Style Tips for the Eco-Apocalypse

• by Sean Keck

Nov 12

Please Consider Me for Your Outlaw Biker Gang

• by Jenna San Diego

Nov 12

Dirty Talk Tips to Bring Dying Houseplants Back to Life

• by Rebecca Anderson

Nov 12

Dear Wikipedia Readers, We’ll Get Right to It: We Need Your Money

• by Benjamin Alpert

Nov 11

I Will Not Let Impostor Syndrome Get Me Down Just Because I’m an Actual Impostor

• by Jen Freymond

Nov 9

I Explain Social Media to the Ghost of My Great-Grandfather

• by Rodney Uhler