Links from Instagram Posts

Nov 9

I Prefer Cold Weather to Hot Weather Because You Can Always Put on More Layers and Still Get Frostbite and Die

• by Kate Anderson

Nov 8

Welcome Aboard C.U.L.T. Incorporated!

• by Brisa Sylvestre

Nov 8

Thinkpiece: Baby Name, or Warby Parker Glasses?

• by Eli Burnstein

Nov 8

As CEO of Stouffer’s, I’ve Decided to Add 20x the Beef to Our Lasagna

• by Tara Millette

Nov 7

Zoboomers: The Boomers Hidden Among the Zoomers

• by Jackson Chow

Nov 7

“Goodnight Loser” and Other Rejected Children’s Stories

• by Lani Cox

Nov 7

Will Sex One Day Become a Reality?

• by Nate Waggoner

Nov 6

The Rules of Power According to a Teen in Charge of a Roller Coaster

• by Charles Stayton

Nov 6

16 Low-Cost Activities to Recreate the Comfort of the Womb

• by Amanda Brennan

Nov 6

I’m an ENFJ, Unless You Factor in How I’ve Acted over the Last 20 Years

• by Dustin Mark

Nov 5

Could You Make This Novel a Bit Blacker?

• by Dennard Dayle

Nov 5

Results from My DNA Test, or Lizzo’s?

• by Keith Rubin

Nov 5

To: The Lord RE: Your Mysterious Ways

• by Hunter Gardner

Nov 4

I, Zippy the Jetpack Boy, Have Been Hired to Fix Your Subway System!

• by Graham Techler

Nov 4

In Loving Memory of the Beto O’Rourke We All Used to Think Was Hot

• by Ellie Poole

Nov 3

Sorry Cowards, But Normal Vases Are Cancelled

• by Janet Doty

Nov 2

To Thank LeBron James for His Brave Defense of China, We Will Be Forcing All of Our Political Prisoners to Watch “Space Jam 2”

• by Brendan Smith

Nov 1

I Am Infallible Because I’ve Climbed a Lot of Mountains

• by Eann Olsson

Nov 1

10 Questions to Ask ISIS Hiring Manager about Open Leader Position

• by Hrannar Björnsson and Ann Nelson

Nov 1

The Thing about High School Girls Is That They Stay the Same Age, And So Do I Ever Since I Drank from That Magic Well

• by Spencer Roth-Rose

Oct 31

Excuses for Being Late to Office (Best and Worst)

• by Mark Mullis

Oct 31

Modern Scares You’ll Encounter in a 2019 Haunted House

• by Zoe Baillargeon

Oct 31

I Am Leaving My Job to Become a Cowboy Following the Success of My Halloween Costume

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Oct 30

This Year’s Hottest Murder Mystery Party Theme: Who Killed Your Creativity

• by Chris Brotzman

Oct 30

Proof My Boyfriend and I Have Probably Turned into Vampires

• by Rebecca Seifert

Oct 30

I’m Julius Caesar’s Haircut, and Please Leave Me Out of This

• by Colin Heasley

Oct 28

You Have to Learn Coding! It’s the Only Way to Survive the Job Market and the Wrath of Our Robot Overlords

• by Johnathan Appel and Cara Michelle Smith

Oct 27

In Our Current Political Climate We Are Morally Obligated to Take a Stand at This Pumpkin Patch

• by Libby Marshall

Oct 27

Welcome to Bone & Kibble, the First Restaurant with Dog Waiters

• by Josh Vellequette

Oct 26

If Other Awards Ceremonies Were like the Oscars and Emmys

• by Benjamin Alpert

Oct 26

Why I’m Leaving Lobbying for the Rich to Lobby for the Super-Rich

• by Josh Loevy

Oct 25

West 56th Street Daycare & Nursery School: Admissions Intro and Course Catalog

• by Dave Martin