Links from Instagram Posts

Oct 25

Excerpts from Dr. Frankenstein’s Lost Journal, 1790-1791

• by Steven Demmler

Oct 25

Review Your Monkey’s Paw Order on Amazon

• by Scarlet Meyer

Oct 24

Our Relationship, Based on the Amount of Time It Takes for Me to Text Back

• by Mo Burns

Oct 24

I Don’t Want Children but I Am Sad That I’ll Never Gain the Miraculous Strength to Lift a Car Off a Baby

• by Kath Dunham

Oct 24

An Asteroid Threatens the Federation and We Must Take Action—But Only after Tonight’s Gala

• by Simon Johnston

Oct 23

I’m Not an Out-Of-Touch Billionaire Politician, I Interact with Young People Every Day When I Feast on Their Souls for Energy

• by Blake Andrew

Oct 23

Week 8 of the 2019 Dating Season

• by Sarah Hass

Oct 22

Don’t Get Mad, Get “Even Stevens” on Blu-Ray

• by Sarah Vulpio

Oct 22

I’m Using My Nephew’s Onesies to Propagate My Political Agenda

• by Louie Calvano

Oct 21

Simon Says for Future Men in Power

• by Rebekah Iliff

Oct 21

How to Meditate in Spite of Your Stab Wounds

• by Declan Cross

Oct 20

5 Friends You Got to Keep in the Divorce

• by Marlee Robinson

Oct 19

Voice Memo from Tech Billionaire to Their Personal Assistant

• by Lee Sachs

Oct 19

Disappointing: The Groundskeeper Faking the Haunting in the House I Just Inherited to Try to Scare Me Off Is Barely Even Trying

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Oct 18

You’re Ready to Be a Parent, Aren’t You?

• by Nicholas Vrchoticky

Oct 18

Your Guide to Autumn Instagram Captions

• by Adam Narimatsu

Oct 18

Word Problems for Millennial Post-Grad Trips

• by Meredith Dietz and Spencer Hurley

Oct 17

Our New Corporate Cybersecurity Rollout Protects Your Computer by Rendering It Completely Inaccessible to You

• by Andy Spain

Oct 17

Just Because We Don’t Agree on Everything Doesn’t Mean I, Harry Potter, Can’t Still Be Friends with Lord Voldemort

• by Carlos Greaves

Oct 16

A Word from the Guy Who Shouted “Woo!” during the Guitar Solo of Eric Clapton’s “Layla” Unplugged

• by Louie Calvano

Oct 16

Championship Racehorse or Joe Bidenism?

• by David Olson

Oct 16

A Letter to the Four Jars of Moldy Salsa Found at the Back of My Fridge

• by R. Daniel Lester

Oct 15

Don’t Even Think About Surgically Replacing Your Face with That of the Man Who Killed Your Son Without Buying My “Art of Speedboat Combat” DVD Box Set

• by Alicia Bane

Oct 15

Delta Is Excited to Announce New Seat Classes Below “Basic Economy”

• by Keith Rubin

Oct 15

Yet Another Democratic Debate Drinking Game

• by Kelly Noonan

Oct 14

Cocktails to Serve Party Guests That Have Overstayed Their Welcome and Need to Piss Off

• by Shannon Carpenter

Oct 14

So You Bought a Time Machine

• by Brad LaCour

Oct 13

Obvious Money Saving Tips for Millennials

• by Curtis Retherford

Oct 13

I’m a Proudly Ambitious Burmese Python, but I Think I’ve Made a Huge Mistake

• by Clare Blackwood

Oct 12

12 Tips for Integrating Invasive Species into Your Great Lakes Destination Wedding

• by Ashley Geiger

Oct 12

Upcoming Disney Live-Action Remakes

• by Eddie Small

Oct 11

5 Ways to Pass Time at the Airport

• by Jacob Knowles