Links from Instagram Posts

Jun 15

Join Our Revolutionary Kneepad Startup (And Intramural Beach Volleyball Team)

• by Josh Vellequette

Jun 15

There’s a Monster Living in My Butt and He Won’t Let Me Eat Dairy

• by Celenia Lugo

Jun 14

Important Tips for Creating and Managing Your Dad’s Orgasm After Telling Him You Opened a Roth IRA

• by Ryan Ciecwisz, Ian Goldstein and Hoff Matthews

Jun 14

Rating the Chicken Fingers at Five High-End Restaurants

• by Joanna Lazuli

Jun 14

If the Earth Really is Warming, Why is My Wife Still Leaving Me?

• by Sean Keady

Jun 13

Fish Out of Water

• by Zachary Loewenstein

Jun 13

The USA is the Greatest Country in the World But Those Soccer Girls Need to Be Nicer

• by Taylor Kay Phillips and Felipe Torres Medina

Jun 12

Diversity Hire Interview Questions

• by Michael Rodriguez

Jun 12

Are You a Real New Yorker or Just a College Intern?

• by Elsa Nierenberg

Jun 11

Contents of a Magician’s Pockets As Documented When Turning Himself In for Manslaughter

• by Jake Mattera

Jun 11

Hozier Songs That Made Me Cry in the Taco Bell Parking Lot

• by Sam Yu

Jun 10

How I Conquered My Addiction to Memoirs About Drinking

• by John Clayton

Jun 10

Sports Quotes Informed by Political Philosophy

• by Kaz Robinson

Jun 9

Transcript of the “Big Little Lies” Season 2 Group Chat

• by Talene Monahon

Jun 9

Books If They Were Written By Shakespeare

• by Declan Cross

Jun 8

You Shall Call Me “Dear Leader”

• by Steve Kissing

Jun 8

At Cookr, We Want You Back!

• by Janine Annett

Jun 7

Romantic Advice From a Plump Young Hen

• by Sage Behr

Jun 7

The Most Heartwarming Stories of Late Capitalism This Week

• by Tyler Peterson

Jun 7

All the Things I Would Have Said to the Dentist Who Insulted My Wife’s Teeth If I Wasn’t Busy With My Jet Ski That Day

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Jun 7

Reading: Your Honest Summer 2019 Reading List

• by Thomas Eggleston

Jun 6

Top Ten Floats From the Boston Straight Pride Parade

• by Tomo Lazovich

Jun 6

Tax Loopholes for the 99 Percent

• by Jake Wells

Jun 6

New New York City Cyclist Regulations

• by David Galef

Jun 5

A Heartfelt Thank-You to the Robocall That Told Me About the Outstanding Warrant for My Arrest

• by Keith Rubin

Jun 5

Secret Starbucks Menu Items for Assholes

• by Elsa Nierenberg

Jun 4

The First Mission to Mars Forgets to Pack Chapstick

• by Tanner Garrity

Jun 4

Behold! I am Deciden, King of the Indecisive Friend Group

• by Eric Feurer

Jun 3

US Department of Energy Rebranding Guide

• by Tomo Lazovich

Jun 3

Must-See Second-Rate National Heritage Sites for Your Next Roadtrip

• by Shoshanna Silberman

Jun 2

Confessions of Clark: Excerpts from the Diary of a Middle-Aged Superman

• by Eric Farwell

Jun 2

In Retrospect, Maybe It Was Kind of Obvious That Mitch McConnell’s Kink Was Being Torn Apart By an Angry Crowd

• by Janna Layton