May 18 The Smiths Song Titles Updated to Reflect Morrissey’s Support of Right-Wing Extremist Groups by Andy Spain
May 17 Rotten Tomatoes Reviews of “Avengers: Endgame” or Thoughts You Had After Sex? by Clay Beyersdorfer
May 17 “You’ll Want to Learn Guitar Immediately,” and Other Fatherly Advice by Michael Bleicher and Andy Newton
May 15 St. Peter Will Not Let Me Into Heaven Unless I Admit That My 11th Grade Girlfriend Broke Up With Me, And Not the Other Way Around (Untrue) by Ryan Ciecwisz
May 15 I Know the CEO of This Restaurant Chain is Personally Responsible for the Death of Your Wife But Their Fries are So Good by Lauren Harsh
May 14 It’s Me, the Dog at the Foot of Your Bed, and I’d Love to Get In On That Sex You’re Having by Natasha Vaynblat
May 14 Suggested Career Paths for Your Ex, a Successful Deceiver and Master Manipulator by Clay Beyersdorfer
May 14 If Howard Schultz Won’t Screw Up This Election by Running as a Democratic-Leaning Independent, Then I, David Hoffmann, President and CEO of Dunkin’ Donuts, Will by Holly Amos
May 13 Blue Apron Continued to Deliver Me Food While I Disappeared From Thanos’ “Snap” by Fredrick Martyn
May 4 Robbing the Wealthy at Arrowpoint and Redistributing Their Gold to the Peasantry Only Leads to More Peasants by Myles McDonough