Links from Instagram Posts

May 4

Robbing the Wealthy at Arrowpoint and Redistributing Their Gold to the Peasantry Only Leads to More Peasants

• by Myles McDonough

May 4

Trump’s Border Wall is Definitely a Metaphor, and I’m Definitely Not Riding Your Husband Like He’s a Clydesdale Taking Me West

• by Cara Michelle Smith

May 3

Welcome to the HGTV/Marvel Universe: Design, Decorate, Destroy

• by Jim Kuenzer

May 3

Twelve New Career Ideas for Student Loan Collectors If Elizabeth Warren Becomes President

• by Ellie Poole

May 3

I’m the Hot Doctor on This Network Hospital Show and I’m Breaking All the Rules Today

• by Nora Walls

May 2

Beto’s Response to Andrew Yang’s Skate-Off Challenge

• by Jason Gong

May 2

Supreme Announces Collab With the Double-Jointed Gene

• by Emily Kaufman

May 1

You Are What Your Nike Sneakers Say You Are

• by Samson Madella

May 1

Rob Gronkowski’s Post-Super Bowl LIII Journal of Self-Discovery

• by Gracie Kairis

Apr 30

The Complete and Definitive List of All Latinx Characters in the Marvel Cinematic Universe

• by Felipe Torres Medina

Apr 30

I’m the Person Ahead of You in Line to Order Food

• by Joanna Borns

Apr 30

Places Where You Could Actually Get Some Writing Done

• by Daniel Galef

Apr 30

Hi! I’m Calling About Your Student Loan Payments, You Fucking Deadbeat Loser!

• by Jack Ritchey

Apr 29

Let’s Rebuild Our Infrastructure, U.S.A.-Style

• by Robby Brumberg

Apr 29

Beloved Canadian Horror Films

• by Fredrick Martyn

Apr 29

Everyday Tasks That Are Impossible With Someone Watching

• by Megan Broussard and Colin Heasley

Apr 28

Ransom Note From a Kidnapper Who Just Took a Creative Writing Class

• by Dan Fitzpatrick

Apr 28

Amazon Delivery Options Based on Number of Likes on Jeff Bezos’ Cat’s Instagram Posts

• by Larry Ryals

Apr 27

Shady Hills Youth Soccer Club’s U-8 Girls Team is Not Meant to Be Fun

• by Keri Kelly

Apr 27

Creative Ways to Get Out of Conversations With Men Who Just Learned Who Nietzsche Is

• by Emily Duke

Apr 26

A Helicopter Mom Delivers a Heartfelt Promposal

• by Liz Alterman

Apr 26

I Know, I Look Exactly Like Bradley Cooper

• by Kate Villa

Apr 25

Having Never Seen a Marvel Movie, We Predict the End of “Avengers: Endgame”

• by Adam Chase and Ben Doyle

Apr 25

Judging Late Night Hosts Based on If They’d Be a Good Replacement for Your Father, Now That He’s Passed Away

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Apr 25

Hair Loss Got You Down? Try the Mountain Hermit Cure

• by Jason Andrews

Apr 24

I’m Not Like Other Tourists

• by Charlotte Wilson

Apr 24

How I Snowplowed My Utterly Unmagical Child’s Way into the Most Prestigious School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

• by Geoffrey Line

Apr 23

Laundering Instructions for Your $148 Anthropologie Romper

• by Gracie Kairis

Apr 23

Failed Restaurant Chains of Famous Artists

• by Kristopher Michael Wood

Apr 23

Elizabeth Holmes Proves Women Are Just as Good at Committing Fraud as the Guys

• by Gwen Thomas

Apr 22

“SNL” Alums Remember the Awkward Encounters with Lorne Michaels That Got Them Hired!

• by Abe Messing

Apr 22

My Response to Your Big Work News: A Guide

• by Ally Hirschlag