Links from Instagram Posts

Feb 21

Republicans Deliver Thoughts and Prayers

• by Michael Caves

Feb 21

A Safety Guide for Your White Water Rafting Excursion

• by Jon Plester

Feb 21

Season 87 Recap: This May Be My Last Recap for a While

• by Lee Sachs

Feb 20

Bill: You Have 13 Unread Emails from Change.org, Answer Them Right Now

• by Quinn Brown

Feb 20

28 Other Mariah Carey Songs Which Perfectly Encapsulate the Codependent Relationship Between Sean Hannity and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

• by Gary Almeter

Feb 20

I’m the World’s Deadliest Assassin But Also a Virgin By Choice

• by Jon Plester

Feb 19

Join the Gentleman’s Club

• by Joe Hegarty

Feb 19

More Fun Facts About the Harry Potter Universe, From JK Rowling

• by Lauren Spinabelli

Feb 19

Rules for a Silicon Valley High School Dance in 2029

• by Josh Vellequette

Feb 18

Major Strasser of the Third Reich Trashes Rick’s Cafe on Yelp

• by Joyce Millman

Feb 18

New Tracks Dropped By Kremlin-Approved Rappers

• by Johnathan Appel

Feb 18

Things That Used to Be Fun in High School, But Aren’t Anymore

• by Jon Plester

Feb 17

Bring Unto Me Now This Kingly Delight!

• by Brian Boone

Feb 17

When It Comes to Waiting, I’m a Natural

• by R.D. Ronstad

Feb 16

An Open Apology From Fred Durst, Who Did Not Mean to Do It All for The Nookie

• by Kate Bennis

Feb 15

What the Fuck is Wrong With You?

• by Gary Almeter

Feb 15

What Your Sign Says About the Bear That’s Going to Eat You

• by Dave Anderson

Feb 15

Warnings About My Small Town From a Local Intellectual

• by Nicholas Vrchoticky

Feb 14

I Was Going to Do Dry January But Then I Was Kidnapped by a Band of Pirates

• by Macie Soler-Sala

Feb 14

10 Male Variants of “Resting Bitch Face”

• by Tom Ellison

Feb 14

The Galentine’s Day Massacre

• by Lisa Mongillo

Feb 13

Free to a Good Home: Adorable Dog, Absolutely Nothing Wrong with Him (Eats Dogs)

• by Jennie Egerdie

Feb 13

Updated NASCAR Rules Explained

• by Luke Roloff

Feb 13

Never Thought I’d Say This, But I, John Wick, Would Like More Gun Control

• by Alex Gonzalez

Feb 12

Where the Hell are All the Snowmen?

• by Tyler Holme

Feb 12

Things @fuckjerry Stole From Me

• by Graham Techler

Feb 11

It’s Me, Good Ol’ Michael-Joe Moderate, Here to Critique These Lefty Ladies Before I Deign to Enter the Race

• by Kate Herzlin

Feb 11

Ready-to-Use Instagram Copy for the Contemporary American Female Yogi

• by Amanda Bloom

Feb 11

Today’s the Day We Finally Fulfill Those New Year’s Resolutions!

• by Sam Stone

Feb 10

The Family in “A Quiet Place” was Actually Afraid of Noise Pollution, Not Monsters

• by Fredrick Martyn

Feb 9

I Invented a Time Machine and, No, I Can’t Kill Hitler

• by Tom Koff

Feb 9

Smoking: The Cool-Looking Solution to Climate Change

• by Chris Marcil and Sam Johnson