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Feb 2

Escape Rooms for Adults

• by Walt Maguire

Feb 1

Loophole: The Exciting New Card Game That Bends the Rules to Get You to Heaven Faster

• by Robert McGee

Feb 1

Honest Headlines for the Unread Articles in My Browser Tabs

• by Connor Relyea

Feb 1

Welcome to Orangetheory Fitness, Where We Push it to the Limit, And Then, Like, A Whole Lot More After That

• by Thatcher Jensen

Jan 31

I Finally Snuck Into the Penguin Enclosure

• by Stavros Hughes

Jan 31

The Alex Trebek Jeopardy! Icebreakers That Were Never Aired

• by Josh Vellequette

Jan 31

It’s Me, the Female Protagonist in a Television Melodrama, and No, I Don’t Think My Estranged Father is Here to Con Me

• by Mary Siroky

Jan 30

Signs It’s Time to Cancel Your New Yorker Subscription

• by Andrea Bianchi

Jan 30

How to Imagine Yourself Running (and Writing) in a Foreign Country

• by Jonathan Arlan

Jan 30

Just Spitballing Here, But Maybe I, a Billionaire, Should Run for President

• by Brittany Van Horne

Jan 29

New and Improved Musical Instruments for 2019

• by Jim Tatalias

Jan 29

Ways the World Could End and What Happens After

• by Declan Cross

Jan 29

Reasons I’m Buying My Employees Pizza

• by Allison Kelley

Jan 28

7 Fun & Flirty Head Injuries to Find True Love

• by McKenzie Goodwin

Jan 28

Frequently Asked Questions Regarding Our Controversially Heavy Weighted Blankets

• by Adrienne Teeley

Jan 27

Maybe She’s Born With It. Maybe…

• by Sam Stone

Jan 27

Dispatches from the Great Thermostat War

• by River Clegg and Evan Waite

Jan 26

There Can Be a Hundred People in a Room and Ninety-Nine Don’t Believe in You

• by Colin Heasley

Jan 26

My Wife Has Put Her Foot Down: No More Sexting the Bride of Frankenstein

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Jan 25

Sincere 404 Page Not Found Errors

• by Mayur Chauhan

Jan 25

The Weekend Diary Entry of a MAGA Teen

• by Eric Wilson-Edge

Jan 25

As Your Unpaid TSA Worker, I Will Be Confiscating a Lot More Than Your Liquids

• by Geoffrey Line

Jan 24

If You Can’t Beat Rainbow Road in Mario Kart, Don’t Bother Texting Me Back

• by Sarah Vulpio

Jan 24

I’m Seven Years Old and You, Kid’s Cuisine, Are My Girlfriend

• by Keith James

Jan 23

Bob Mueller Can’t Tell Anybody He Completed “Twisted Metal 2” in Record Time

• by Christian Harrington

Jan 23

Some of the Ways I Have Prevented George R.R. Martin From Finishing “The Winds of Winter”

• by Thomas Batten

Jan 22

Why Your Cat Has Economic Anxiety

• by Johnathan Appel

Jan 22

My [24m] Girlfriend [24f] is Leaving Me for a Brooklyn Alternative Comic [40fuckingloser]

• by Alex Gonzalez

Jan 21

11 Questions You Should Never Ask on a First Date at a Haunted Murder Restaurant

• by Tyler Holme

Jan 21

Bergman’s of Sweden: The Existential Diner

• by Andrew Sibbald

Jan 21

The Only 64 Crayola Crayon Colors Allowed in Mother Pence’s Immanuel Christian School Art Class

• by Gary Almeter

Jan 20

The Trump Steaks Government Shutdown Special

• by Harris Mayersohn