Links from Instagram Posts

Jan 24

If You Can’t Beat Rainbow Road in Mario Kart, Don’t Bother Texting Me Back

• by Sarah Vulpio

Jan 24

I’m Seven Years Old and You, Kid’s Cuisine, Are My Girlfriend

• by Keith James

Jan 23

Bob Mueller Can’t Tell Anybody He Completed “Twisted Metal 2” in Record Time

• by Christian Harrington

Jan 23

Some of the Ways I Have Prevented George R.R. Martin From Finishing “The Winds of Winter”

• by Thomas Batten

Jan 22

Why Your Cat Has Economic Anxiety

• by Johnathan Appel

Jan 22

My [24m] Girlfriend [24f] is Leaving Me for a Brooklyn Alternative Comic [40fuckingloser]

• by Alex Gonzalez

Jan 21

11 Questions You Should Never Ask on a First Date at a Haunted Murder Restaurant

• by Tyler Holme

Jan 21

Bergman’s of Sweden: The Existential Diner

• by Andrew Sibbald

Jan 21

The Only 64 Crayola Crayon Colors Allowed in Mother Pence’s Immanuel Christian School Art Class

• by Gary Almeter

Jan 20

The Trump Steaks Government Shutdown Special

• by Harris Mayersohn

Jan 20

I’m Marie Fucking Kondo and You Can Keep All Your Fucking Books, You Ingrates

• by Felipe Torres Medina

Jan 19

DIY Face Masks That Heal Everything Except the Adolescent Damage From Claire Zabicky

• by Danielle Kraese

Jan 18

Signs You’re Under a Spell Cast By a Chill AF Retired Sorcerer With a Ponytail and a Peace Sign Tattoo

• by Charles Stayton

Jan 18

Painfully Honest L.L. Bean Product Descriptions for Urbanites

• by Sarah Solomon

Jan 18

Is Your Aunt Peggy Paparazzi or Is She Just a Monster?

• by Mandy Waysman

Jan 17

The Wall Leaves a Series of Voicemails for President Trump

• by Eric Wilson-Edge

Jan 17

What I Imagine Being an English Butler is Like

• by Irving Ruan

Jan 17

The Universe Tells Me

• by Lee Sachs

Jan 16

The 5 Best Garnishes for an Egg Salad Sandwich on the Subway

• by Josh Vellequette

Jan 16

The Survival Guide for Open Mics

• by Danny Dalah

Jan 16

Cute Winter Date Activities To Do Right Before You Break Up

• by Elsa Nierenberg

Jan 15

You Won’t Believe the Names of Charles Dickens’ Top Five Male Porn Stars

• by Joe Weisberger

Jan 15

Victorian Courtship Etiquette That I, A Millennial Male, Am In Favor of Rekindling

• by Megan Kingsbury

Jan 15

I Just Found Out My Hot Gay Boyfriend Is Also My Twin Brother

• by Tulio A. Espinoza

Jan 14

Chuck Norris Would Like to Revisit His Facts

• by Nathaniel Missildine

Jan 14

Tips to Become a Better Job Hunter and Gatherer

• by Patty Terhune

Jan 13

I’m Orville Redenbacher’s Dad and I Think His Popcorn Sucks Ass

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Jan 13

The Lemon Water You Drank in an Attempt to Detox Needs Back-Up

• by Jane Churchill-Smith

Jan 12

Let Me and the 10 Demons That Possess Me Host the Oscars

• by Desirae Smith

Jan 12

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Instant Pot Recipes for Angering Everyone

• by Briana Haynie

Jan 11

A Day in the Life of Timothée Chalamet’s Stylist

• by Mary Siroky

Jan 11

Official Ranking of Every Hollywood “Chris”

• by Graham Techler