Dec 23 Five People on Your Holiday Shopping List Who Would Want My Copy of “Timesplitters 2” by Chris Ptak
Dec 22 Thanks a Lot for Dumping Me, Your Big-City Fiance, In This Hallmark Holiday Movie by Laura McClain
Dec 21 How Can We Be Expected to Fear the Grinch If He’s Never Even Taken a Man’s Life: An Editor’s Note to Dr. Seuss by Ryan Ciecwisz
Dec 20 21 Clever Ways to Hide Your Budding Homosexuality While Home for the Holidays This Year by Garrett Schlichte
Dec 19 10 Things You Should Know Before You Go Back to Your Hometown for the Holidays by David Burgis
Dec 19 Seasonal Treats to Destroy Your Enemies, From the Belvedere Family Cookbook by Josh Vellequette
Dec 16 Dear RIAA, Please Require a “Step-Parental Advisory” Sticker on All Late 90’s Nu Metal Albums by Dan Gerardinee
Dec 15 Journal Entries Show That Henry Ford Invented the Weekend in Part Because He Loved to Get Wrecked in a Major Way by Ryan Ciecwisz