Links from Instagram Posts

Nov 27

It’s Probably No Big Deal That Every Single Woman in My Life is Exclusively Watching Shows About Murder

• by Mitchell Russell

Nov 27

Love in the Time of Cutlery

• by Michael Ralph

Nov 26

How to Survive Various Animal Attacks

• by Declan Cross

Nov 26

How to Let Your Child Know You’re Not Mad She Wants to Be an English Major, Just Disappointed

• by Elsa Nierenberg

Nov 24

How Many of My Fellow Leaves Must Die Before You Wake Up to the Atrocity of Fall?

• by Katie Froelich

Nov 24

Even Though I Am an Astronaut Whose Mom Had to Pick Him Up Early From Space, I Still Deserve Respect

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Nov 23

Writers With Benefits

• by Irving Ruan

Nov 23

Night at the Museum: Constitutional Crisis

• by Laura LeeLun

Nov 22

Highlights From Squanto’s Plymouth Colony Twitter Feed

• by Rowdy Geirsson

Nov 22

No, I’m Not a Turkey Wearing a Mustache, It’s Me, Your Uncle Joe

• by Sarah Vulpio

Nov 22

So You’re Hiding From Your Family in the Bathroom During Thanksgiving

• by Elsa Nierenberg

Nov 21

Birds of a Feather: Thanksgiving in the Midwest

• by Kevin McCarthy

Nov 21

Things I Would Rather Do at Thanksgiving Dinner Than Answer Questions About My Personal Life

• by Karly Brooks

Nov 21

You are Cordially Invited to This Year’s Thanksgiving, Which My Son Will Be Filming to Expose the Sham of the Modern Family

• by Cara Michelle Smith and Rachel Smith

Nov 20

The People You Will See at a Party In Your Hometown

• by Declan Cross

Nov 20

Man in 1888 Photo With a Metallica T-Shirt and Cell Phone is Not a Time Traveler

• by William Bryan Smith

Nov 19

The Essential Infowars Supplements

• by Jarrett Langford

Nov 19

The UK’s Secret Plans for a No-Deal Brexit

• by David Elliott

Nov 18

How Writers Throughout History Have Beaten Their Writer’s Block

• by Declan Cross

Nov 18

Belle’s Breakup Letter to the Beast

• by John Poglinco

Nov 17

I’d Like to Present an Argument Against Funeral Karaoke

• by Graham Techler

Nov 17

This Isn’t an Oversized Carry On, It’s My Emotional Support Luggage

• by Dennis Chen

Nov 16

A Principal’s Tough Conversation with His Coolest Student

• by Tanner Garrity

Nov 16

Single Female Praying Mantis Just Checking Out Online Dating

• by William Bryan Smith

Nov 15

Relaxation Techniques For When You’re Feeling Anxious or Looting a Radio Shack

• by Sean McGowan

Nov 15

That’s Right, I Made My Super Cool Best Friend Laugh and Now Everyone at School Likes Me

• by Jon Johnson

Nov 14

The Orb in the Woods Kids

• by Simon Henriques

Nov 14

Idiot Humans Love When AI Jumbles Up Words

• by Lauren Tousignant

Nov 13

Natural Killers: A Message from an Environmentally-Conscious NRA Member

• by Andrew Kut

Nov 13

Your Horoscope Based on the Demon That Has Possessed Your Body

• by Declan Cross

Nov 12

Six Ways I Want Dwanye “The Rock” Johnson to Crush Me

• by Rachel Clayton

Nov 12

I Am a Funny, Funny Book in a Barnes & Noble Display and I Want to Be With Your Niece

• by Graham Techler