Links from Instagram Posts

Nov 12

I Am a Funny, Funny Book in a Barnes & Noble Display and I Want to Be With Your Niece

Nov 11

DMs to a Young Influencer

Nov 10

Who Watches Your Instagram Stories at Night

Nov 10

ICE-breakers: Fun Games for Agents and Immigrant Children

Nov 9

Now That the House is Democratic, I’m Turning My Life Around

Nov 9

I Plan to Do Great Work Today

Nov 8

I Believe in the Rehabilitation of the Child I’m Asking You to Sentence to Life Without Parole

Nov 8

It’s Me, the Piece of Bread That Nobody Wants: Let’s Talk

Nov 8

Reading: Advice to My Son from Beyond the Grave

Nov 7

How the Hell Did the Hot Guy Lose?

Nov 7

’80s & ’90s Pop Anthems Updated for 2018

Nov 6

It Appears Your 2018 Ballot Has Erroneously Been Cast for Gritty, The Mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers

Nov 6

What Your “I Voted” Sticker Placement Says About You

Nov 5

Derry, Maine Real Estate Listings

Nov 5

I’m Furious About What’s Happening in Our Country But I Have a Doctor’s Appointment On November 6th and Can’t Make it to the Polls

Nov 4

If You Awful Bros Vote Democratic You Can Call Me “F*ggot” Once, No Strings Attached

Nov 4

Dude-Bro in Coma Since 1998 Wants to “Get Jiggy With It”

Nov 3

Natural Deodorant Didn’t Stop Me From Sweating, But It Did Stop Me From Raising My Kids

Nov 3

The Key to Success Here is Talking for Talking’s Sake

Nov 2

I’ve Finally Made Sense of That One Article That Explains How to Be a Good Member of Society and Haven’t Seen Another Human in Six Days

Nov 2

Bro, It’s Okay to Cry, Bro

Nov 1

Ten Excuses Guaranteed to Get Out of Having Sex With Your Wife

Nov 1

The Secret to Marriage

Oct 31

Unique Airbnb: Hill House Mansion Near Amherst

Oct 31

Halloween Costumes for the Anxiety Riddled

Oct 30

The LeashFree® Pet Containment System is a Clear Violation of the Geneva Convention, Jeff

Oct 30

If Ghosts Aren’t Real, How Do You Explain the Eviction Notice That Mysteriously Appeared on My Door?

Oct 29

Hello, I’m the Witch in Your Hall Closet

Oct 29

The White House of Horrors: Release and Waiver of Liability and Risk Assumption Agreement

Oct 28

A Guy Who Only Eats Animal Crackers Brings His Bumble Date to a Fancy Scandinavian Restaurant

Oct 28

Four Halloween Costumes That Let People Know You’re Totally Chill About Your More-Successful Sister Getting Into Yale

Oct 27

I Dated a Vampire and It Sucked