Links from Instagram Posts

Oct 27

Why Should I, Someone Who Enjoys Putting Razor Blades in Halloween Candy, Have My Rights Trampled Upon Just Because of the Actions of a Few Bad Apples?

• by Christian Alsis

Oct 26

God Checks In on the Plan for You, A Person Who Is Not Drake

• by Jacob Rosenberg

Oct 26

5 Ballin’ Pieces of Job Search Advice Most Effective If You’re Tim Motherfucking Cook

• by Colin Heasley

Oct 25

Five Airbnb Listings You Literally Need to Book Right Now

• by Tanner Garrity

Oct 25

I’m a Cholesterol Molecule and I’m Sick of All This Fat Shaming

• by Fredrick Martyn

Oct 24

The Five Stages of Grief for an Unanswered Tinder Message

• by Danny Dalah

Oct 24

How to Tell If Your Catcaller Could Be the One

• by Hayley Goldstein

Oct 22

An Open Letter to Whomever is Opening My Letters

• by Fredrick Martyn

Oct 22

I Am a Horse and You Can Totally Put the Cart Before Me If You Want

• by Taylor Kay Phillips

Oct 21

This Short Story Has Truly Tickled My Tinglewomble

• by Colin Heasley

Oct 21

The Things You Notice On Your First Run in a While

• by Declan Cross

Oct 20

This Whole Flood Thing Sounds Pretty Bogus

• by Ben Hargrave

Oct 20

I’m a 9-1-1 Operator Who Loves the Movie “Titanic”

• by Mayur Chauhan

Oct 19

A Thank You Note From My Ex’s Current Girlfriend

• by Megan Broussard

Oct 19

Your Horoscope for When the Trappist Exoplanets are in Retrograde

• by Heidi Lux

Oct 18

I Lost 80 Pounds Just by Exorcising the Demon That was Inhabiting My Body

• by Rachel Ciferno

Oct 18

Viewer Discretion Advised

• by Dave Petraglia

Oct 17

House Haunters: HGTV’s New Spooky Halloween Show

• by Marissa Maciel

Oct 17

Has Your Mother Been Seduced Into Joining a Polygamist Cult?

• by Sarah Vulpio

Oct 16

Gift Ideas to Help Republican Grandparents Bribe Their Grandkids into Not Hating Them for Dooming Humanity

• by Alan Good

Oct 16

Signs Your Manic Pixie Dream Girl May Be Less of a “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” and More of a “Depression Meal at Walmart”

• by Astrid Johnson-Krause

Oct 15

What Elementary School Was Like in Each Decade

• by Declan Cross

Oct 15

Me, Frankenstein Monster, Am Victim of Angry Mob and Me Blame George Soros

• by Joyce Millman

Oct 14

Jack-o’-Lantern Designs That Say “We’re Filing for Divorce”

• by Maggie Lalley

Oct 14

Humiliating: When Asked What I Wanted for My Last Meal, I Panicked and Said “Yo-Yo’s”

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Oct 13

Is There a Subtle Way to Ask if My Book-Club Book Has Cunnilingus in It?

• by Rebecca Anderson

Oct 13

H.P. Lovecraft Reviews His Recent Amazon Purchases

• by Pat Landers

Oct 12

How to Get Past Your Baseball Team Losing in the Playoffs…Again

• by Michelle Milliken

Oct 12

Movies Reviewed By Me, a Teen in the Early 2000s, Based on What I Saw Before I Started Making Out

• by Amanda ReCupido

Oct 11

Leaving Neil Armstrong’s Homemade Banner Out of “First Man” Ignores That the Moon Landing was a Completely Individual Achievement

• by David Guzman

Oct 11

An Inside Look at the Crack Marketing Team at Pornhub

• by Fletcher Michael

Oct 10

Excerpts from the Harry Potter Series, Reprinted in the Trumpian Translation

• by Cara Michelle Smith