Links from Instagram Posts

Oct 10

[Title Blocked Until You Pledge To My Patreon]

• by Kevin Lawson

Oct 9

Advice to My Son from Beyond the Grave

• by Graham Techler

Oct 9

Please Insert Your Chip Into the Card Reader

• by Colin Heasley

Oct 8

Christopher Columbus Discovered Heaven

• by Dave Cowen

Oct 8

Welcome to Your Guided Meditation for Creatives

• by Mia Mercado

Oct 7

I’m Trying to Be a Supportive Field Hand, But I’m Sick of Listening to the Farmer Complain About the Curse a Witch Put on His Land

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Oct 7

Today’s Youth are Killing the Proud Tradition of Fighting for Honor and Glory in The Arena

• by Alex Brault

Oct 6

Mar-a-Lago Bath Bombs

• by Colin Heasley

Oct 6

We Must Remember Gulak the Baby-Eater as a Patriot, Not an Eater of Babies

• by Harmony Cox

Oct 5

Woke Gear for the Politically Correct

• by Dave Petraglia

Oct 5

My Car is Dead But My Soul is Alive

• by Lee Blevins

Oct 4

Colin Kaepernick Would Be a Distraction, So We’ve Signed Donald Trump To Be Our New Quarterback

• by Ross Bullen

Oct 4

Thoughts from a Town with an Abandoned Twinkie Factory

• by Tanner Garrity

Oct 3

English Lit Grads: Choose a Career in Tech Support

• by Cameron James

Oct 2

An Evening with General Custer’s Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson at Buffalo Wild Wings

• by Tanner Garrity

Oct 2

What Happens When You Stop Following Trump News: A Week-by-Week Guide

• by Jared Bilski

Oct 1

If Not Now, When? The Case for Allowing Hurricanes Back to Our Coastlines

• by Nick Logsdon

Oct 1

75 Years Since #MeToo: Men Have Never Had It Worse

• by Briana Haynie and Lillian Stone

Sep 30

6 Ways to Sneeze Exclusively for Attention This Fall

• by Brandon Follick

Sep 30

I Tried Eating Like an Instagram Foodie for a Week and Turns Out I’m Not Too Young to Have a Heart Attack

• by Angelica Lai

Sep 29

Becca’s Baking Blog: This Banana Bread Will Fuck Your Shit Up

• by Sam Stone

Sep 29

I’d Prefer to Date Someone Kind and Attractive, But Yes, I Would Settle for a Day-Old Baguette

• by Ginny Hogan

Sep 28

Incel Burger Has Heard Your Complaints and We’re Sorry

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Sep 28

I Have a Guy for Everything

• by Lucas Gardner

Sep 27

Who Are You Going to Believe: The Man With Everything to Lose or the Woman With Nothing to Gain?

• by Orli Matlow

Sep 27

The Honest Calendar of a 17-Year-Old Rapist

• by Ally Hirschlag

Sep 26

So You Want to Sell Your Screenplay?

• by Danny Dalah

Sep 25

Unexpected Spiritual Lessons From Using a 7-Day Free Trial of Headspace in the Restroom at Work

• by Jake Mattera

Sep 25

Famously Unethical Psychological Experiments Re-Envisioned for Millennials

• by Robert McGee

Sep 24

“Carpe Diem” and Other Things You Cannot Do

• by Fletcher Michael

Sep 24

To the Stranger Who Hogged the Dance Dance Revolution Machine

• by Danny Dalah

Sep 23

An Open Letter to the Guy Next to Me Writing an Open Letter to the Smug Barista Who Threw Shade at Me

• by Jon Sindell