Links from Instagram Posts

Sep 23

I’m Just a Bride, Standing in Front of Her Bridesmaids, Asking Them to Answer My Fucking Texts

Sep 22

I Voted for Donald Trump Because I Thought He’d Help Me Win Sandra Back—I Was Wrong

Sep 22

Escape Rooms Inspired By My Mother-in-Law

Sep 21

I’m Writing Today to Recommend My Student and His Viral Fail Video

Sep 21

Stern Letters From Health Inspectors to Musicians Who Sang About Food

Sep 20

r/Relationships: I suspect that my GF [33] steals monuments

Sep 20

Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum, Will You Give My “Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt” Spec a Read?

Sep 19

How I Failed at Being a Gilmore Girl

Sep 19

Your #MeToo “Apology” for Yom Kippur Has Been Rejected

Sep 18

How to Make an Atom Bomb While Your Roommates Are Out of Town

Sep 18

A Massive Storm is Barreling Down on my Family and Conversation with Them Has Never Been Easier

Sep 17

Don’t Blame Me, Blame the Stars!

Sep 17

I Read Your Guidelines, But I’m Submitting This Piece That Clearly Isn’t a Fit for Your Publication Because, Well, Just Read It and You’ll See Why

Sep 15

There’s Nothing Quite Like Traveling Abroad and Soaking In All the Rich, Authentic Poverty

Sep 14

You’re Upset I Broke Into Your House and Stole a Bunch of Your Shit—Don’t Worry, I’m Donating Everything to Goodwill

Sep 14

My First Day at the Department for Duplicated Departments

Sep 13

What Your Favorite Type of Apple Says About You

Sep 13

Writer’s Block Busted! Political Speechwriters Edition

Sep 12

Emails Between God and His IT Guy

Sep 12

Superheroes in the Millennial Legion

Sep 11

I’m the Pharaoh of This House and Therefore Must Be Buried in My Man-Cave

Sep 11

Please Give Me Custody of the Foosball Table

Sep 10

Everything I Have Fantasized About Doing If I Ever Finish “Infinite Jest”

Sep 10

I Am Serena’s Tutu

Sep 9

Thank You for Rescuing Me From This Trash Can I’ve Stuffed Myself Into to Write a Novel

Sep 9

Boyz II Men’s “I’ll Make Love To You” Annotated For All The Sexual Harassers Singing It At Karaoke

Sep 8

The Inaugural Sick Day of a Workaholic

Sep 8

I Hunted the Most Dangerous Game: The Animatronic Creatures at The Rainforest Cafe

Sep 7

I Am Very Special

Sep 7

Apolitical Questions the Senate Judiciary Committee Members Wish They Could Ask Supreme Court Nominees

Sep 6

Shakespeare’s Plays: Abridged Millennial Editions

Sep 6

“Mission: Impossible Fallout” Fails to Fully Capture My Experience of Life as a White Man