Links from Instagram Posts

Aug 19

My Only Regret is That I Have But 96 Lives Per Day to Give For My Country by Wayne LaPierre

• by Mike Langley

Aug 19

Hollywood Launching Cinematic Universe About Fruit

• by Danny Dalah

Aug 18

If You Do This While Driving a Convertible, Things Will Definitely End Badly

• by Ragna (Ronia) Smits

Aug 18

Conch Shell Opens Up During a Weekend in the Hamptons

• by Maggie Lalley

Aug 17

I Didn’t Spend Four Years at Juilliard Studying Percussion To Be Called “Mr. Tambourine Man”

• by Mike Langley

Aug 17

A 49-Year-Old’s Thoughts While Walking the Dog

• by Josh Habib

Aug 16

I’m the Boyband Member Everyone Always Forgets

• by Caroline Sidman

Aug 16

Whoa, I Saw the Mummy That’s Been Chasing Us Without His Bandages and He’s Actually Really Handsome

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Aug 15

The Thunder in Paradise: Poems Created From Interviews With Hulk Hogan, Part 5

• by James Folta

Aug 14

I’m the Nation of India, and I Found Myself in America

• by Mayur Chauhan

Aug 14

The Girl Scout Cookies: Where Are They Now?

• by Kyrie Gray

Aug 13

“Bro Code Insurance” is Here for All of Your After-Death Bro Needs

• by Robert McGee

Aug 13

Michael Chabon Makes a Root Beer Float

• by Gary Almeter

Aug 12

I’m Mike Pence and My Entire Existence is an Improv Scene Gone Awry

• by Thatcher Jensen

Aug 12

Your Daily 20-Minute Workout to Prevent Demonic Possession

• by David Elliott

Aug 11

Conditions Under Which President Trump Will Agree to an Interview with the Special Counsel

• by Cody Ziler

Aug 11

A Few Thoughts About That Video You Recorded After My Root Canal

• by Christian Harrington

Aug 10

Finally, A Fantastic Cover Letter

• by Judd Cribbs

Aug 10

An Important Update to Your MoviePass Relationship

• by Brett Bietz

Aug 9

The Second City Comedy Classes

• by Points in Case

Aug 9

11 Reasons Why I Survived the Titanic Disaster

• by Ben Wink

Aug 9

Hey, Remember Me? I’m Socks

• by Lloydie Lloyd

Aug 8

Your Submission “My Thoughts on Politics” Has Been Declined

• by Collin Colson

Aug 8

Dear Hollywood: As Martians, We Are Tired of Being Represented as Evil

• by Danny Dalah

Aug 7

We’re Sorry We Didn’t Make the “Star Wars” Movie You Want

• by Brian Boone

Aug 7

Aesop’s Fables, Updated for a Capitalist World

• by Cara Michelle Smith

Aug 5

Tips and Tricks to Turn Botched Spaghetti Leftovers into Dinner

• by Joe Scott

Aug 5

Discovery Channel Presents “Naked and Afraid: Game of Thrones”

• by Rowdy Geirsson

Aug 4

The Delicious Ecstasy of Celery Victor is the Only Good Thought Left in the World

• by Nick Logsdon

Aug 4

Rating Submarines Based on How Good They Are for Escaping Brunch Plans You Forgot You Agreed To

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Aug 3

A Non-Surcharged Account of the Final MoviePass All-Hands Meeting

• by Gark Mavigan

Aug 3

Yes, I Work for Satan, But It’s Just a Job

• by Courtney Kocak