May 24 I’m Sorry, I Won’t Make a Cake for Your Gay Wedding, Because This is an OshKosh B’Gosh by Adam Bakst
May 23 I Can’t Get Rid of the Sunglasses That Make Me See How Everyone Will Die Because the Cashier at 7-Eleven Complimented Them by Ryan Ciecwisz
May 22 I’m the Sharp-Toothed Snail Shel Silverstein Warned You About and I’d Like to Set the Record Straight by Stacy Stevenson
May 22 It Takes More Muscles to Frown Than to Smile, and Even More Muscles to Lift This Vending Machine Off Me by Glo Chitwood
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