Links from Instagram Posts

Apr 13

Things to Do in Philadelphia That Don’t Involve Beating My Ass with a Big Hammer

• by Jon Plester

Apr 12

Some Plausible Reasons Why Scott Pruitt Might Hate Nature So Much

• by Lana Schwartz

Apr 12

Astrology is Stupid (Unless I’m Being a Total Bitch, Then I’m Blaming My Gemini Moon)

• by Sarah Vulpio

Apr 11

Sumo Has Swayed Me Again

• by Points in Case

Apr 11

Five Predicaments Every Pensive Pipe Smoker Will Acknowledge As Familiar

• by Alex Brault

Apr 11

Alternatives to “No Tip” on Touchscreen Checkout Machines

• by Luke Roloff

Apr 10

Psych Test for First Order Applicants

• by Carrie Wittmer

Apr 10

The Book was Better

• by Keaton Patti

Apr 9

A Few of My Favorite Flavor Mixes at the Coke Freestyle Machine

• by Luke Roloff

Apr 9

I Now Have a Passion For My Job Thanks to the Home Brewing Station I Set Up in My Cubicle

• by Rowdy Geirsson

Apr 8

Why I Won’t Let My Son Sign Up For Pee-Wee Football

• by Jon Plester

Apr 8

The Official NRA Guide to Cyberbullying Teenagers

• by Michael Rodriguez

Apr 7

The Kids You Went to High School With Who are Definitely in Prison Now

• by Martin Morrow

Apr 7

What Your Drink of Choice Says About You

• by Jonathan Motney

Apr 6

How to Play the Guitar for Morons

• by David Elliott

Apr 5

“It’s Only a Funeral” Dating Service

• by Victor Yocco

Apr 5

Incredibly Rude Responses to Perfectly Reasonable Job Applications

• by David Elliott

Apr 4

We are the Early Gentrifiers of This Neighborhood and We are Pissed!

• by Adam Rotstein

Apr 4

Feedback on the “Wild’n’Wholesome” Meal Delivery Service

• by James Killeen

Apr 3

I Love Wearing My Backpack During Busy Commutes

• by Adrienne Teeley

Apr 3

Nice One, Dipshit! You Hurt Your Dentist’s Feelings by Saying Teeth are “Just Okay”

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Apr 2

I Know Snoopy is a Beloved Cartoon Dog, But If He Bit Me I Would Want Him Put Down

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Apr 2

Field Notes from the Archaeological Dig of Your Boyfriend Jake’s Instagram

• by Emily Altimari

Apr 1

Top Places for Dudes to Cry

• by Martin Morrow

Apr 1

The Real April Fool Is My Bad Son Jerome

• by James Folta

Mar 31

How to Give a Stool Sample with Only 4-6 Emotional Breakdowns in 50 Easy Steps

• by Zo Watt

Mar 31

It Took Me a While, But I Finally Got Around to Reading the First Six Pages of “Infinite Jest”

• by Eddie Small

Mar 30

I’m a Die-Hard Conservative, But If You Build a Border Wall, Our Texas Town Will Be Massacred By Wolves

• by Dakota James

Mar 30

You’re God! How Will You Punish Jim Carrey?

• by Brooks Oglesby

Mar 29

Honest Rules for Staying at Grandma’s House

• by Cody Ziler

Mar 29

New Economy Seating Options at United Airlines

• by Charlie Dektar

Mar 28

Metro City Gazette: We Cannot Endorse Mike Haggar

• by Andrew Fay