Links from Instagram Posts

Mar 28

Guy Fieri Resigns As Mayor of Flavortown

• by Ben Hargrave

Mar 27

Why Buy a New Car When You Can Still Cruise in Your High School Clunker?

• by Michelle Milliken

Mar 27

Memorandum to Our DC Law Office RE: New Business

• by Leigh Raper

Mar 26

An Asshole Tries to Fight a Fire

• by Michael Ferro

Mar 26

Yoga Helped Me Stop Fantasizing About Becoming a Worm and Nesting Inside Jeff’s Ear

• by Sophia Savva

Mar 25

Euphemism Used to Describe a White Male Bomber or Shirelles Song?

• by Gary Almeter

Mar 25

30 More Practical Uses for Donald Trump’s Hair

• by Larry Ryals

Mar 24

Your Boyfriend Wandered Off in Target! Find Him Before It Closes

• by Brooks Oglesby

Mar 24

Realistic Customer Memories About Toys ‘R’ Us

• by Sally Miller

Mar 23

Introducing Old Navy Body Armor!

• by Rick McDermott

Mar 23

The Five Stages of Switching Your Twitter Account to Public

• by Cassandra Kyriazis

Mar 22

The Diary of Elon Musk’s Space Mannequin

• by Matthew Frierdich

Mar 22

Yelp Reviews of Cemeteries from Actual Residents

• by Judith Amber

Mar 21

How to Interpret Requests for Lawyer Animals

• by Charles Stayton

Mar 21

Inspector Dirty Harry Callahan Leads Your Girl Scout Troop’s Cookie Sale

• by Daniel Hauser

Mar 20

Breaking Down the Trump Administration’s Moves and Their Impact on the Tanking Effort

• by Aditya Shankar

Mar 20

Dave From Admissions and Juliet: A Tale of Unrequited Love

• by Katy Mayfield

Mar 19

GoodTime®, The Hot New Dating App

• by Drew Breezus

Mar 19

I Am a Designer with a Capital “D” and This Temper-Tantrum I’m Throwing Right Now is My Latest Masterpiece

• by Rowdy Geirsson

Mar 18

This Year’s Best Picture Nominees Ranked by How Disappointed My Son Was That They Weren’t Peter Rabbit

• by Sam Rossman

Mar 18

The Worst Part About Aging is the Awful Birthday Cards

• by Judith Amber

Mar 17

Justin Bieber is Radioactive! and More of Today’s Absolutely Essential Celebrity News

• by Trip Fielding

Mar 17

The Social Media Verification Badge, Rarest Pokemon of All

• by Dakota James

Mar 16

Stages of Grief About The Election in Aerobics Classes

• by Sue D. Gelber

Mar 16

Oh No, I’m Trapped in a Very Special Episode!

• by Evan Purcell

Mar 15

Dear Hiring Managers: Please Stop Asking About My Dark Past

• by Matthew Robert

Mar 15

DS-1 Orbital Battle Station Airbnb Listing

• by Larry Ryals

Mar 14

Transcript of Donald Trump’s Interview with Sean Hannity

• by Donald J. Trump

Mar 14

Angry Letters From a Dropped LEGO Block

• by Chris Villalta

Mar 14

Who Needs an Amazon Echo When Your House is Haunted by the Ghost of a 17th Century Pirate Captain?

• by Andrew Watt

Mar 13

Leprechaun Stockbroker Innis McFreigh Likes Gold

• by Rich Hopcroft

Mar 13

Ways to Straight Up Chill with Your Homeboy, Even Though He’s Always Chasing a Cartoon Bird

• by Ryan Ciecwisz