Links from Instagram Posts

Mar 11

Excerpts from Tom DeLonge’s Next UFO Manifesto That are Definitely Not Pleas to Rejoin Blink-182

• by Cody Ziler

Mar 11

A Healthy Guide for Dealing With Loneliness

• by Wesley Jansen

Mar 10

The Only Post in r/BirdLovers

• by Nick Matthews

Mar 9

An Open Letter to My Parents Who are Forcing Me to Be an Amateur Standup Comedian When I Just Want to Work in Human Resources

• by Matt Kennedy

Mar 8

Five Power Ties to Match Your Ruthless Expression As You Testify Against Your Best Friend

• by Alex Brault

Mar 7

I am Unemployed and My Girlfriend is Starting to Notice

• by Tim Smith

Mar 7

A Young Movie’s Prayer: “Please Let Me Come to a Theater Near You”

• by Dakota James

Mar 6

I’m an Uber Customer Service Associate and I’ve Been on the Phone with Clint Eastwood for 3 Years

• by Matt Kennedy

Mar 6

To the Oscar Statue That Made Me Deeply Uncomfortable During Guillermo Del Toro’s Acceptance Speech

• by Elliott Lawrence

Mar 4

I’ve Talked to the Aliens and They Say We’re Fucked

• by Matt JK

Mar 4

5 Rihanna Remixes Your Not-Gay Boyfriend Knows You’ll Love

• by Emily Altimari

Mar 3

Welcome to Amtrak’s “Quiet Car Chopped All-Stars: Fight Club”

• by Kerreanna DiMauro

Mar 2

Addressing the Allegations That I Left the Sleepover Early Because I was Afraid of the Movie

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Mar 2

Seasonal Wedding Themes That Scream “I AM UNIQUE!”

• by Marsha Allan-Burns

Mar 1

How DARE This Fellow Grindr User Ask Me “How Are You?”

• by Matthew Hawley

Feb 28

Weapons of Mass Instruction for Everyone in Every School

• by Josh Lorenzo

Feb 26

What to Make of America’s 2018 Olympic Men’s Curling Gold?

• by Tim Gregg

Feb 26

Martha Stewart’s Recipe for the Disappointment in All of Us

• by Anna Tarter

Feb 25

A Pitch for My TV Show “Finding Bigfoot and Also My Biological Parents If We Have Time”

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Feb 25

4 Respectable Hobbies for Retired Hitmen

• by Andrew J. Michaels

Feb 24

What Am I Supposed to Do with a Ventriloquist Dummy That’s NOT Haunted?

• by Evan Purcell

Feb 23

Focus On Your Breath, Inhale Deeply, Now Exhale Slowly—Congratulations, You’ve Entered Manual Breathing Mode

• by Dakota James

Feb 23

If Trump Won’t Protect Trans Kids, My Ninja Weapons and I Will

• by Cody Ziler

Feb 22

Four Miraculous Tales of Survival by Young Children in Peril

• by Ralph Gamelli

Feb 22

The Top Ten “The Only Black Dude” Black Dudes in Movies

• by Martin Morrow

Feb 20

The Realities of Being a “California Girl”: SoCal vs NorCal

• by Astrid Johnson-Krause

Feb 20

Was Being Transported to King Arthur’s Court and Charged With Saving Camelot Really the Best Way to Learn Self-Confidence or Whatever?

• by Cody Ziler

Feb 19

My Bhutanese Drama Students Want to Recreate “Son of the Mask” and I Have No Idea What to Do

• by Evan Purcell

Feb 19

Are You Addicted to Click? Conquer Your Year with CloseTabuary

• by Brendan Jack

Feb 18

I Won’t Eat Caribou Unless It’s Slaughtered By at Least a Somewhat Automatic Weapon

• by Sean Hannity

Feb 18

4 Ways for Audiophiles to Drown Out the Sounds of a Dying Cat

• by Andrew J. Michaels

Feb 18

How H&R Cockblock Saved My Taxes and Stole My Woman

• by Ash Davis