Links from Instagram Posts

Feb 17

A Comedian Made a Joke About the Holocaust, and Now I Feel Unsafe

• by Evan Purcell

Feb 17

An Ode to the Five Pairs of Shoes Who’ve Been With Me Through Everything

• by Paul Perroni

Feb 16

@TwitterSupport Your Platform Won’t Allow Me to Unfollow the American President

• by Dakota James

Feb 15

New York City Pizzerias Rated by How Good They Are for Hiding from Your Ex-Wife Trying to Collect Her Alimony Check

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Feb 15

3 Years After the Breakup, I Finally Stopped Drunk Texting My Ex’s Mom, Pam

• by Sarah Vulpio

Feb 15

I’m Sick and Tired of Congress Politicizing Tragedies Like the One I’m About to Perpetrate

• by Cody Ziler

Feb 14

Stan Lee’s Cameo in My Life as My Dad Has Officially Gone From “Kind of Endearing” to “Where is the Film Crew Hiding?”

• by Astrid Johnson-Krause

Feb 14

An Olympian’s Guide to Having Sex with Athletes Living Under Various Forms of Government

• by Josh Lorenzo

Feb 14

Five Moves the Trump Administration Should Have Made at the NBA Trade Deadline

• by Aditya Shankar

Feb 13

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Valentine’s Day Essentials

• by Courtney Young

Feb 13

Please Reconsider Me for the Role of “7-Eleven Cashier #1”

• by Ram Ray

Feb 12

I Heard Robert Mueller is a Draft-Dodging Sexual Predator

• by Donald J. Trump

Feb 11

Welcome to Surf School, Where Everyone is Raw AF and Nobody Slept in a Bed Last Night

• by Nick Matthews

Feb 11

The Adventure of Mom and Toddler to the Airport Gate

• by Margot Moray

Feb 10

Assholes Brace for the Arrival of Self-Driving Cars

• by Trip Fielding

Feb 9

The Lord Has Tempted Me with Tons of Gay Sex, But I’ve Overcome

• by Evan Purcell

Feb 9

A Young Male Ski Instructor Tries to Organize a Ladies Ski Program

• by Barb Howard

Feb 8

Who Will Win Big at the 2018 Oscars?

• by Alexandro Strauss

Feb 7

Atoms are the Worst and I Wish I Wasn’t Made of Them

• by Ash Davis

Feb 7

I Accept the Apology I Demanded From You

• by Cody Ziler

Feb 6

How I Got My Dad to Stop Bowing to the Waitstaff at Toshi’s Sashimi House

• by Matt Guralsky

Feb 5

I’ve Lived With a Gay Man for Three Months and He Still Won’t Go Shopping With Me

• by Sarah Vulpio

Feb 5

There is Literally No Caffeine in This Espresso, And I Will Sit Here Shaking Until I Get a Refund

• by Dakota James

Feb 4

An Open Letter to the Friend Who Merely “Liked” My Happy Birthday Post on Facebook

• by Carrie Pinkard

Feb 3

Millennials? Who are You People, Anyway?

• by Sheldon Toro

Feb 3

My Surreal Childhood Bullies

• by David Elliott

Feb 2

All the Reasons Why My Screenplay, “Detective Tarantula: Web of Conspiracy,” Is Not Terrible

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Feb 2

It’s Me, Logan Paul: I Once Monetized Suicide on YouTube, Now I’m Pivoting to Hope

• by Tim Lamela

Jan 31

I Finally Found You, Michael Mainwaring from Chevy’s “Real People Not Actors” Commercial

• by Dakota James

Jan 31

Pros and Cons of Hiring the Guy Outside the Gas Station Holding the “Will Watch Your Kids for Beaf Jerky” Sign

• by Malia Gillette

Jan 30

The Delicate Parental Art of Preventing and Putting Out Fires

• by Margot Moray

Jan 30

Interview Notes from Trump’s Personal Biographer

• by Timothy Kelly