Links from Instagram Posts

Jan 29

How to Get Dracula to Stop Texting You Without Being Mean

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Jan 28

5 Ways to Convince Guests That the Unused Peloton in the Spare Bedroom Isn’t Your Deepest Shame

• by Nick Matthews

Jan 28

Radically Honest Self-Talk Sparked by “House Hunters” Intros

• by Charles Stayton

Jan 27

7 MORE Things Your Guidance Counselor Isn’t Going to Tell You in High School

• by Wesley Jansen

Jan 27

Mistakes I Made Babysitting My Girlfriend’s Guinea Pigs

• by Lee Blevins

Jan 25

Everyone Ignored the Warning in My Lyrics, Now “Cotton Eye Joe” is Killing Again

• by Connor Stodgell

Jan 25

Quiz: Should You Pretend to Care About the Super Bowl?

• by Lauren Morris

Jan 24

Competitive Texting: 10 Ways to Seem Like the Busier Mom

• by Tara Rosenblum

Jan 24

Are You Man Enough to Take the Lightning McQueen Challenge?

• by Courtney Young

Jan 23

Donald Trump’s Patent Application for Liam Neeson’s Monologue from “Taken”

• by Jared Smith

Jan 23

Tom Brady Reveals His Deepest Regret in a Letter to Coach Belichick

• by Sheldon Toro

Jan 22

How to Helicopter Parent for the 1% Under the New Tax Bill

• by Matt Payton

Jan 22

The Everyday Life of a Young Male Novelist

• by Hugo Ramos

Jan 21

My Son Wanted a Dog, So We Adopted Black Shuck, The Canine Harbinger of Death

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Jan 21

I Combined the Two Things We Fear Most: Donald Trump’s Tweets and Sprite

• by Adam Bakst

Jan 20

Airbnb Review for “Stockholm Syndrome Sanctuary” (4.5/5 Stars)

• by Matthew Hawley

Jan 19

Five Sweaters That Say, “I’m Open to the Idea of Talking About Maybe Doing Anal”

• by Sarah Vulpio

Jan 19

I Serve White House Guests the Nicest Bottles of Diet Coke

• by Donald J. Trump

Jan 18

Hannibal: I’m Starting to Think Crossing the Alps was a Stupid Idea

• by Trip Fielding

Jan 18

A Non-Partisan Guide to Swinging Both Ways

• by Sohaib Perwaiz

Jan 17

I am the Backwards Fitted Cap, And I Want Closure

• by Blake Dee

Jan 17

NYC Color-Coded Air Pollution Alert System

• by Larry Ryals

Jan 17

I’m Afraid Audiences Watched “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” with the Unrealistic Expectation That It Would Save My Marriage

• by Clayton Moore

Jan 16

Attention Parker Valley Middle School: I’m Gonna Be a Skater Now

• by Evan Purcell

Jan 16

Your Writer’s Block Needs You to Cut the Crap

• by Cody Ziler

Jan 15

A Theater Teacher Who Has Seen Some Shit Emails His Students Before the Big Field Trip

• by Astrid Johnson-Krause

Jan 15

I Went to Asia for 3 Weeks and Here’s What I’m Doing Back in the States to Make Sure Everyone Knows I Went to Asia for 3 Weeks

• by Sarah Hass

Jan 14

4 Patriotic Wartime Activities That Will Have You Home in Time to Watch Those Badass Missiles on TV

• by Matt Rotman

Jan 13

Five Little-Known Facts About Davy Crockett

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Jan 13

Pissing on the Toilet Seat is a Sign of My Dominance

• by Andrew Byrd

Jan 11

To the Guy Blowing Drunkenly into a Harmonica at 2:30 AM: How are You So Bad at This?

• by Ash Davis

Jan 11

A Paranormal Investigator’s Guide to Ghost Hunting on Camera

• by Evan Purcell