Links from Instagram Posts

Jan 10

I Want to Settle Down and Get Married But I’m Trapped in the San Diego Zoo’s Rhino Cage, Okay Mom?

• by Ram Ray

Jan 10

Dear Mr. Trump, We Regret to Inform You That We are Unable to Publish Any of Your Manuscript Submissions

• by Tara Rosenblum

Jan 9

Why Working at the Hotel from “The Shining” was the Best Job I Ever Had

• by Astrid Johnson-Krause

Jan 8

I Know Aliens are Real Because My Stepdad is One and I Hate Him

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Jan 8

The 6 Coziest Federal Offenses to Commit From the Warmth of Your Home This Winter

• by Nick Matthews

Jan 7

My Car Keys are Missing, and I Blame Hillary’s Emails

• by Evan Purcell

Jan 7

A Prolific “Perfect Strangers” Fan Fiction Writer Seduces a Woman at a Party

• by Daniel Hauser

Jan 6

Welcome to the Megabus Team, Newly Hired Customer Service Ambassador!

• by Chris Logan

Jan 5

Suggested Responses When Someone Thanks You for Holding the Door at a Convenience Store

• by Daniel DiPrinzio

Jan 4

Fitbitting is Totally a Sport, Okay?

• by Margot Moray

Jan 4

Jared Kushner Email: “Did Anyone Find a Pokémon Backpack in the Oval Office?”

• by Justin Courter

Jan 3

Martha Stewart’s Perfect Mouse Trap Bait Recipe

• by Trip Fielding

Jan 2

How to Deal with the Tragedy of Losing a Friend on Facebook

• by Wesley Jansen

Jan 2

7 Bold Tips for Getting Over Your Post-Holiday Blues at All Costs

• by Andrew Byrd

Jan 1

For Sale: Baby Shoes, Never Worn, Wife Says They Have to Go

• by Andrew Byrd

Dec 31

After Watching One Episode of “The Great British Baking Show,” I’m Ready to Judge the Break Room Bakes

• by Cody Ziler

Dec 31

A Sneak Peek at R.L. Stine’s Newest Goosebumps Book

• by Evan Purcell

Dec 30

10 Signs That Make Me Think My Dad Took Me to Home Depot Instead of Disney World Like He Promised

• by Adam Bakst

Dec 29

End of Year Top 5 Lists By Every Annoying White Guy on Your Facebook Feed

• by Emily Denny

Dec 29

Parents Need Better Access to Affordable Child Pageants

• by Donald J. Trump

Dec 28

Traveling Back in Time and Making It So I Was Never Born Has Put a Serious Strain on My Marriage

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Dec 27

Customer Review: Product Blew Up Grandmother

• by Justin Courter

Dec 27

How to Ruin Someone’s Life Secretly or Publicly

• by Jessica Lynn

Dec 26

The 3 Social Media Posts You’ll See on Your Feed Right After the Holidays

• by Cara Rothenberg

Dec 25

How I Finally Pooped on the Bird That Pooped on Me

• by Ram Ray

Dec 24

5 Ways to Get Your Newborn to Fall Asleep While Dane Cook Waits in Your Living Room to Make Out

• by Matt Kennedy

Dec 23

Elf on the Shelf Captain’s Log

• by Justine McGrath

Dec 23

5 Distracting Topics to Bring Up While Your Family Opens Your Shitty Gifts

• by Sarah Vulpio

Dec 22

Shut Up and Retire Already

• by Josh Lorenzo

Dec 21

I Just Painted My Social Security Number on the Side of My House for My YouTube Channel!

• by Trip Fielding

Dec 21

Opening Statement from Congressional Conservatives Following Historic Tax Bill Approval

• by Matt JK

Dec 20

Winter Solstice Blues: How a Broken Bedroom Window Blind Became My Unwanted Alarm Clock

• by Randy S. Robbins