Links from Instagram Posts

Nov 27

How to Survive a Midlife Crisis

• by Wesley Jansen

Nov 26

How Not to Use Tinder If You’re Living in a Martian Colony

• by David Pring-Mill

Nov 25

A Viable Self-Esteem Alternative for Women Who Miss the Occasional Sexual Harassment

• by Malia Gillette

Nov 24

The Strange But True STD History of Captain James T. Kirk

• by Jon Fish

Nov 23

The Undeserved Reputation of the Hostile Philadelphia Eagles Fan

• by Bobby Campbell

Nov 22

I’m Sorry for Ruining the Big Fishing Trip

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Nov 22

A Zen Guide to Surviving a Red State Thanksgiving

• by Evan Purcell

Nov 21

Travel Advice from Someone Who Totally Went to Africa

• by Evan Purcell

Nov 20

3 Practical Ways to Shut Down a Political Argument During Thanksgiving Dinner

• by Zachary Dziadul

Nov 19

CBS Coverage of the Workers’ Party of North Korea Political Convention

• by Larry Ryals

Nov 18

Why is My Watershed Not Having a Watershed Moment?

• by Michael Ferro

Nov 17

There’s an Uncooked Burrito in the Microwave, Now What?

• by Ash Davis

Nov 16

Transcript of Zeus’s Personal Rebranding Meeting to Address Bestiality Concerns

• by Sarah Hawley

Nov 15

Confessions of a Potted Plant in Love with Harvey Weinstein

• by Matt Nagin

Nov 14

4 Glowing Reviews of My Grad School Basement Apartment

• by Jen Corrigan

Nov 13

8 Times I Regret Wearing Jean Shorts Instead of Dress Pants

• by Michael Ferro

Nov 12

Dear Ghost Girl Haunting My Apartment: You’re Starting to Become a Financial Burden

• by Bob Vulfov

Nov 11

Why You Should Listen to More Rap Music

• by Blake Dee

Nov 10

2018 Spinoffs of The Bachelor

• by Kit Lively

Nov 9

Wanted: Young, Female Assistant for Totally Normal Stuff

• by Evan Purcell

Nov 8

5 Signs Your Subpar Boyfriend is a Total Keeper

• by Cara Rothenberg

Nov 7

We Need Filibuster Reform, Which is a Shame Because I Love the Word “Filibuster”

• by Donald J. Trump

Nov 6

Other Things It is Disgusting and Absurd to Suggest This Administration Supports

• by Ginny Hogan

Nov 5

Miss Tabitha’s Phone Sex and Nuclear Apocalypse Preparation Hotline

• by Sarah Hawley

Nov 4

Middle-Earth Elves are a Bunch of Assholes

• by Ash Davis

Nov 3

How to Be a Man in the Modern Age

• by Jason Lemond

Nov 2

Titles for Young Adult Novels Once Their Protagonists Reach Their 20’s 

• by Joshua Gisby

Nov 1

The First Self-Driving Car for Women: An Operating Manual

• by Sally Miller

Oct 31

Now That My Girlfriend Left Me, I’m Fattening Up to Be Eaten by a Witch

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Oct 31

Mistakes to Avoid on Your Cover Letter for a Job in Hell™

• by Sarah Hawley

Oct 30

Ladies, Don’t You Wish Your Man Was Cleaner, More Passionate, and Less Racist?

• by Cody Ziler

Oct 29

20 Signs You May Be Dealing with Trick-or-Treaters Who Are a Little Too Old for This Shit

• by Larry Ryals