Links from Instagram Posts

Sep 26

I’m Finally Going to Get My Shit Together and Back Up My iPhone

• by Angelica Lai

Sep 25

A Not-So-Routine Checkup with the Doctor in My Fever Dream

• by Stephen Johnson

Sep 24

If Humans and Animals (Excluding Reptiles) All Worked Together, We Could Really Crush Our Enemies the Reptiles

• by G. Raymond Leavold

Sep 23

8 of the Hottest Non-Religious Burkinis

• by Dave Petraglia

Sep 22

How to Troubleshoot a Sump Pump, Sponsored by Marque de Mode Luxury Handbags

• by Trip Fielding

Sep 21

What the Dogs in the Sarah McLachlan Commercial Really Think

• by Matthew Hawley

Sep 20

Please Donate to Hurricane Maria Victims, And While You’re at It, Throw a Couple Bucks at My Kickstarter

• by Points in Case

Sep 19

The Haters and Losers Forget I Defeated ISIS in 30 Days

• by Donald J. Trump

Sep 18

I Asked 10 Doctors About This Thing On My Neck—Here’s What They Said!

• by Andrew J. Michaels

Sep 17

Trump Explains His MySpace Top 8

• by Ginny Hogan

Sep 16

If You Suffer From Moderate to Severe Arthritis, This Drug is Going to Change Your Goddamn Life

• by Mike DeRosa

Sep 15

If Authors of Children’s Books Had Succumbed to the Dystopian Fiction Craze

• by Mason Binkley

Sep 14

Leaked Audio Transcript of Tom Hanks Celebrating the 23rd Anniversary of “Forrest Gump” on Magic Mushrooms

• by Stephen Johnson

Sep 13

A Diplomatic Mission to My Nephew’s Minecraft World

• by Charlie Neuner

Sep 12

Help! I’m 7 and I’m Lost Forever in This Kmart

• by Bill Reick

Sep 11

It Is With a Heavy Heart and Definitely Not Under Legal Pressure That I am Closing My Billy Joel Themed Strip Club

• by Andrew J. Michaels

Sep 10

Top 5 Books to Pretend You’ve Read

• by Emily Denny

Sep 9

If You Just Sat Still and Tried Bipartisanship, You Might Like the Taste

• by Ginny Hogan

Sep 8

The Embarrassing Origin of the Douchiest Gym Word Ever

• by Blake Dee

Sep 7

15 New Fall TV Shows to Fill That Bottomless Hole in Your Soul

• by Mike DeRosa

Sep 6

A Response Letter From Mark Zuckerberg’s Newborn Daughter, August

• by Ginny Hogan

Sep 6

4 Fall Looks That Say “I’m Sweating, Because It’s Still Summer”

• by Emily Denny

Sep 5

WANTED: Small-Town Vigilante for Part-Time Freelance Opportunity

• by Dan Shewan

Sep 5

I’m the Only Thing Standing Between You and That Freak Mike Pence

• by Donald J. Trump

Sep 4

Is Your Child a Poser? Learn the Four Major Warning Signs

• by Pamela Ross

Sep 2

Take Your Eyes Off Twitter and Do Your Fucking Lifeguarding Job!

• by David Brinn Silly

Sep 1

4 Ways to Make Childhood Friend Reunions More Bearable

• by Evan Purcell

Aug 31

10 Things You’ll Never Hear on a College Campus

• by Wesley Jansen

Aug 30

The Top 4 Crown Fried Chickens in Philly to Puke In

• by Bill Reick

Aug 29

Donald Trump’s Google Search History

• by Ginny Hogan

Aug 29

8 Tips for Family Vacationing on a Shoestring Budget

• by Jen Retter

Aug 27

Listen Carl, You Need to Stop Saying Schadenfreude All the Time

• by Trip Fielding