Links from Instagram Posts

Aug 26

Six Ways to Get Jacked, Sponsored by Dunkin’ Donuts Energy Punch

• by Andrew J. Michaels

Aug 25

The One Way to Guarantee You’ll Get a Job

• by Eric Green

Aug 24

I Forced Jeff Sessions to Eat from a Trough, and Now He Thinks White People are Superior to Dogs

• by Matt Rotman

Aug 23

A Letter of Recommendation Template for Men Struggling to Date

• by Greg Brown

Aug 22

5 Things Trump Can Do to Be a Better President While I Wait for Season 6 of House of Cards

• by Hayden Church

Aug 21

I’m Your Tough, No-Nonsense Summer School Teacher and I Really Need Someone to Help Me Perform a Magic Trick This Weekend

• by Ram Ray

Aug 20

An Open Letter to My Agent on Why I’m Done Writing Erotica

• by Joe Kelly

Aug 19

10 Life Lessons I Learned from Paul Verhoeven Movies

• by Dan Shewan

Aug 18

No, I Definitely Said Netflix and Chili

• by Trip Fielding

Aug 17

Teaching My Ignorant Dog and Cat About Sex

• by G. Raymond Leavold

Aug 16

A Small Revolution Leader’s Guide to Growing a Revolution from Home

• by Hayden Church

Aug 15

Son, You Should Expect to See Your Grandma Get Hurt Soon

• by Evan Purcell

Aug 13

How to Tell If Your Teen is on Drugs, Or Just the Dark Harbinger of Legend

• by Andrew J. Michaels

Aug 12

Why I Switched to the Tent-Based Menstruation System

• by Ginny Hogan

Aug 10

How to Navigate Gay Hookup Culture in 30 Easy Steps

• by Tim Janovsky

Aug 9

Will These Politically Correct Millennials Stop Pointing Out My Character Flaws?

• by Andrew J. Michaels

Aug 9

The End of the World Will Get Such Great Ratings

• by Donald J. Trump

Aug 7

15 Alternative Birth Control Methods in Trump’s America

• by Ginny Hogan

Aug 6

We’re Out of Ideas Today, So Here’s a List of Rejected Article Titles from the 2000’s

• by Andrew J. Michaels

Aug 5

I Bought an Energy-Efficient Laundry Machine Because It Has a See-Through Lid

• by Michael Ferro

Aug 4

Why Successful Immigrants Shouldn’t Become Birds at 40 Years Old

• by Laila Kasuri

Aug 3

I Don’t Know If I Should Start Watching Game of Thrones, Or If I Should Let George R.R. Martin Out of This Chokehold

• by Ram Ray

Aug 2

Why are People Talking About My Son Instead of Ivanka?

• by Donald J. Trump

Aug 1

I Used to Be Materialistic, Then I Got This Buddha Statue

• by Andrew J. Michaels

Jul 31

Is My Mom Worth a $7 Birthday Card?

• by Jen Retter

Jul 30

Welcome to The Wachowski Home for Unremarkable Orphans

• by Brandon Onda

Jul 29

Beginner’s Guide to Dancing on an Enemy’s Grave

• by G. Raymond Leavold

Jul 28

High School Yearbook Profiles of Trump’s Top Cabinet Members

• by Cody Ziler

Jul 27

10 Tips for Leading a Balanced Lifestyle

• by Wesley Jansen

Jul 27

Answers to Five Burning Questions We All Have for Anthony Scaramucci

• by Clayton Moore

Jul 26

The 7 Sexiest Airport Departure Lounges in Florida

• by Dan Shewan

Jul 26

How Great was Gatsby? My Book Report on The Great Gatsby

• by Andrew J. Michaels