Links from Instagram Posts

Jul 25

Other Things Jared Kushner Looks Too Young For

• by Bill Reick

Jul 24

Existential Thoughts of a Giant Whose Fingernail is the Resting Place of an Entire Universe

• by Dan Petersen

Jul 23

Just as Mark Zuckerberg Had to Drop Out of Harvard, I Too Must Drop Out of This Pottery Class

• by Andrew J. Michaels

Jul 22

How to Make Comedy Writing Story Hooks Out of People at Your Day Job

• by Konstantine Paradias

Jul 21

Dear Elon Musk, When Will AI Let Me Force Choke My Disobedient Children?

• by Elliott Lawrence

Jul 20

The Handmaid’s Tale is Especially Scary For Me Because I’m Rich and White

• by Ginny Hogan

Jul 19

Make Dinner, Not War: A Husband’s Plea

• by G. Raymond Leavold

Jul 18

The Wall Was Just a Racist Metaphor

• by Donald J. Trump

Jul 17

7 Reasons Why “Cars 3” Might Bring Back My Dad

• by Bill Reick

Jul 16

Help! I’m Stuck in a Thirst Trap and I Can’t Get Out!

• by Ginny Hogan

Jul 15

How to Tell If Your Cat is Homophobic

• by Andrew J. Michaels

Jul 14

Apology Perks for Tourists Visiting New York During Trump’s Presidency

• by Jourdan Arenson

Jul 13

Why Won’t My Grandpa Shut Up About Vietnam and Do Something About Global Warming?

• by Hayden Church

Jul 12

5 Players Who Should Be Pitching Tonight Instead of My Stepson Damien

• by Matt Kennedy

Jul 11

Honest “Working From Home Today” Emails

• by Ginny Hogan

Jul 10

How Kleenex Developed Its Most Extreme Tissue: Chipotle Explosion

• by Jared Smith

Jul 9

Lost Your Mojo? Join the “Regain Your Mojo at the HoJo” Hotel Seminar

• by David Brinn Silly

Jul 8

This Old House and Her Old Hedges

• by Jillian Green DiGiacomo

Jul 7

We’re Not a Regular Startup, We’re a FUN Startup

• by Pamela Ross

Jul 6

To Be President of Amtrak, I Must Start as the Restroom Cleaner

• by Greg Brown

Jul 5

I Wish Cats Would Get Depressed Like the Rest of Us (Especially Me)

• by G. Raymond Leavold

Jul 4

Mark Zuckerberg Introduces Facebook Bona Fide for $8/Month

• by Ginny Hogan

Jul 3

20 Signs PIC Has Taken Over Gannett Publishing

• by Larry Ryals

Jul 2

8 Ways to Overcome Sadness and Despair

• by Wesley Jansen

Jul 1

Feelin’ the Burn! I Tried Carrie Underwood’s New Leg Workout and My Father is Still Dead

• by Matt Kennedy

Jun 30

Revealing Excerpts From Winnie the Pooh’s Diary

• by Ben Hargrave

Jun 29

When I Need to Handle International Crises, I Stay in a Lovely Trump Hotel

• by Donald J. Trump

Jun 28

How I Became Woke AF By Spending 6 Months Meaning to See Moonlight

• by Andrew J. Michaels

Jun 27

19 Ways to Get Rid of Aliens on Earth

• by Dave Petraglia

Jun 26

The Bachelor: Press Secretary Edition

• by Benjamin Alpert

Jun 24

Hold On, I Just Want to Make Sure Our Dirty Talk is Statistically Accurate

• by Ginny Hogan

Jun 23

A Field Guide to the Flowers of Fart Town

• by Bill Reick