Links from Instagram Posts

Jun 22

The Art of Head Faking Your Boss

• by Sheldon Toro

Jun 21

I’m the “Him” From the “Trainers HATE Him” Ads, and I’m Sorry

• by Patrick Coyne

Jun 20

I Draw Him Naked First, To Preserve His Purity (By Dilbert Creator Scott Adams)

• by Dan Caprera

Jun 19

8 Tips to Avoid Queefing During Yoga Class

• by Ginny Hogan

Jun 17

If I Was as Good at Writing Query Letters as I Am Picking Up Chicks at a Bar

• by Alcy Leyva

Jun 16

Can You Identify Which Artist Named Drake Left This Tour Rider Behind?

• by Bill Reick

Jun 15

Melania Hates Me, But at Least I Still Have the Support of the American People

• by Donald J. Trump

Jun 14

This Fidget Spinner is Done With You Calling It a Fad

• by Chris Villalta

Jun 13

Congratulations! Your Application to Join My Cult Was Successful

• by G. Raymond Leavold

Jun 12

This Self-Driving Car Does Not Need Humans

• by Alexandro Strauss

Jun 11

11 Inspiring Quotes from Americans Working Jobs They’re Totally Unqualified For

• by Jourdan Arenson

Jun 9

Fido’s “Good Dog” Award Acceptance Speech

• by Alanna Weissman

Jun 9

Career Aptitude Test (And Definitely Not Just Recruitment Material Sponsored by Ocean Spray Cranberries, Inc.)

• by Tim Eberle

Jun 7

Please Dispose of My Phone Number in the Correct Receptacle

• by Ginny Hogan

Jun 6

I Don’t Know How Else to Say This Kids, But Your Mom and I Need to Divorce You

• by Jourdan Arenson

Jun 5

How to Drive Like a Total Badass

• by Greg Brown

Jun 5

Tragedies are Everywhere, and They’re Coming for Your Loved Ones

• by Nick Logsdon

Jun 4

If I’m Going to Donate My Body to Your Medical School, Please Don’t Let Anyone Laugh at My Dead Penis

• by G. Raymond Leavold

Jun 3

Three Ways to Be Hated By Everyone

• by Sheldon Toro

Jun 2

The Seven Stages of Dealing with the Inability to Pierce a Grape Tomato with a Fork

• by Dan Petersen

May 31

5 Historical Events Reimagined If Congressional Republicans Had Been in Charge

• by Matt Rotman

May 30

Millennial Charlotte Brontë Goes to the Mall

• by Chris Villalta

May 28

Tao of a Lowlife: A Message from the Guy Who Still Lives in Your Hometown

• by Andrew Fay

May 27

Ultimate Dog®: Male Dog Enhancement to Get Those Bitches Howling!

• by David Brinn Silly

May 26

You Won’t Need Healthcare for Long, Trust Me

• by Donald J. Trump

May 25

I Don’t Care About the Size of Your Penis, But I Do Hate You

• by Ginny Hogan

May 24

The Pros and Cons of Allowing Horses to Become Doctors

• by Dan Caprera

May 24

Five People You Will Work With in Any Office

• by Anthony Casella

May 23

To Please the Gods, Humans Must Make War Great Again (By Mars, God of War)

• by Jourdan Arenson

May 23

An Open Letter to a Distracting Member of Our Nudist Colony

• by Dan Petersen

May 22

Our Dissident Art Needs Continued NEA Support to Expose the Meaningless Striving of People with Regular Jobs

• by Jourdan Arenson

May 22

Fat Pieces of Shit are Making Us Fatties Look Bad

• by Zac Goodall