Links from Instagram Posts

May 22

Fat Pieces of Shit are Making Us Fatties Look Bad

• by Zac Goodall

May 21

10 Really Insensitive Things You Should Never Say to People

• by Wesley Jansen

May 20

To-Do List for New College Graduates to Fix the World

• by Sheldon Toro

May 19

I Should Probably Go Ahead and Buy Two Tickets For This Show

• by Dave Powers

May 19

“Meet Cute” Moments Ruined By Ghosts

• by Dan Caprera

May 18

I Asked Quentin Tarantino to Write a Fairy Tale and This is What He Sent Me Back

• by Hayden Church

May 18

SportsCenter Reviews the Most Embarrassing Moments of My Year

• by Joshua Gisby

May 17

You Didn’t Get the Job, But I Think We’d Make Great Friends

• by Jared Smith

May 17

Spicing Things Up: 8 Things I Want to See in “Sean Spicer: Season 2”

• by Alcy Leyva

May 16

What It’s Like Being the Artist Who Applies Smokey Eye Makeup to Actor Jeff Goldblum

• by Kerreanna DiMauro

May 16

America Needs a Revolution But Preferably Not One That Inconveniences My Comfortable Lifestyle

• by Beau Bernstein

May 15

6 Things Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You to Shove Up Yourself

• by Paula C. Lopes

May 15

How to Step Up Your DIY Game This Summer

• by Winston Meadows

May 12

Not Born on Third Base, But Reached on a Fielder’s Choice

• by Andrew Fay

May 11

Don’t Get a Job: Commencement Address to the College Graduating Class of 2017

• by Sheldon Toro

May 11

The Perfect Mother’s Day Bath Gift Basket to Make Up for the Disappointment You Have Become

• by Beau Bernstein

May 10

I’d Love to Get Eaten

• by Bill Reick

May 9

I’m Sorry I Blocked You On Facebook But I’d Like to Continue Sleeping Together

• by Ginny Hogan

May 8

Help! I’m Trying to Find a Dubstep Version of the Musical “Wicked,” But Every Time I Google “Wicked Dubstep” I Just Get Really Badass Dubstep

• by Dan Caprera

May 7

A Guided Meditation for Increased Self-Awareness of the Piece of Garbage You Really Are

• by Ginny Hogan

May 5

“Do You Have Condoms?”

• by Avon Wieler

May 4

6 Life Lessons They Won’t Teach You in College

• by Wesley Jansen

May 3

“Compact Car Only” Parking Spaces: The Lies and Deceit

• by Campbell Rico

May 2

You’d Play Golf Too If You Were Trying to Ignore the Suffering of Millions of People

• by Donald J. Trump

May 1

The Rise of the Coffee Machines

• by Sandeep Sreedharan

Apr 30

How I Quit My Mundane Life and Traveled the World with Nothing But a Passport, a Smile, and $47.5M in My Trust Fund

• by Benjamin Alpert

Apr 30

Short But Spooktacular: 13 Terrifying Six-Word Stories That All Begin With the Phrase “The Scarecrow Was In The”

• by Dan Caprera

Apr 29

Steve Bannon’s Deconstructed Chicken Pot Pie Recipe

• by Matt Greiner

Apr 28

21 Most Annoying Things About Alien Takeover of Earth

• by Larry Ryals

Apr 27

Teaching My First Class at Caveman High

• by G. Raymond Leavold

Apr 26

The Genderqueer’s Guide to Choosing a Public Restroom

• by Max Delsohn

Apr 25

5 INCREDIBLE Fashion Tips From Your Dad

• by Clayton Moore