Links from Instagram Posts

Mar 24

It Would Be Wrong to Make a Jacket Out of Rob Lowe’s Skin

• by Andrew Fay

Mar 23

How Parents Set Babysitters Up for Failure

• by Lisa Woods

Mar 23

What It’s Like Being a Telemarketer From Hell

• by David Brinn Silly

Mar 22

How to Tell If Your Undercut is All Right or Alt-Right

• by Christopher O'Connell

Mar 21

My New Stepdad is a US Military Predator Drone

• by Christopher O'Connell

Mar 20

It Must Be Nice Having the Job Security That Comes With Acting

• by Jack Peacock

Mar 20

I Found Love at Darren G.’s Radioactive Wasteland, Southern New Jersey’s #4 Haunted Attraction

• by Joe Kuperschmidt

Mar 19

Kellyanne Conway Defends The Joker, Dr. Evil and Jafar on CNN

• by Benjamin Alpert

Mar 18

10 Dos and Don’ts for Finding a Handgun in the Living Room After a College Party

• by Jimmy Wyatt

Mar 17

An Open Letter to White Supremacists from the Dead Jewish Guy in Your Mother’s Grave

• by Matt Rotman

Mar 17

A Father’s Guide to Gettin’ Busy with a Lady

• by G. Raymond Leavold

Mar 16

The Cold Hard Truth About Snuffalupagus

• by Bill Reick

Mar 15

Sorry Conservatives, Just Because I Was Raised By Two Moms Doesn’t Mean I’m Messed Up—I’m Messed Up Because My Moms Were Wolves

• by Dan Caprera

Mar 14

Isn’t It Time Somebody Wrote an UNTHINK Piece?

• by Mike Faerber

Mar 13

Hey Brother, Can You Spare a Billion?

• by Julie Homi

Mar 12

How to Not Be Okay with Your Body at a German Spa

• by Sarah Miller

Mar 11

A Shit So Big You Need to Call Your Mom

• by Andrei Trostel

Mar 10

Not Such a Bad Guy: Steve Bannon Holds a Beautiful Vigil for Every Puppy He Kills

• by Matt Rotman

Mar 10

Now Let Me Be Clear, I Don’t Let Just Anyone Suck Me Off

• by Nick Logsdon

Mar 9

If I’m Anti-Semitic, Why’d I Make Jared Kushner Senior Economic and Media Adviser?

• by Donald J. Trump

Mar 9

Selected Reviews from the 9 Worst Yelp-Reviewed Sperm Banks

• by Larry Ryals

Mar 7

My Illustrious Time in a Maximum Security Prison (Thus Far)

• by Jimmy Wyatt

Mar 7

5 Other Times Jill Stein Fucked It Up for Everybody Else

• by Matt Rotman

Mar 6

Transition of “Chad’s Bikini Bar and Grill” to “Chad’s Family Bar and Grill”

• by Andrew Fay

Mar 6

The Real Reason Why You Absolutely Must Cover Your Mouth When You Yawn

• by G. Raymond Leavold

Mar 4

Please Stop Making the Ice Age Movies: An Open Letter to the Studio from Scrat

• by Bill Reick

Mar 3

Evite to Kim Jong-Un’s Birthday Party

• by Benjamin Alpert

Mar 2

5 Gift Returns That Protest My Gift-Giver’s Worldview But Do Not Reflect My Enjoyment of Their Present

• by Ben Hargrave

Mar 1

Melania Trump’s Lost Journal Entries from 2005

• by Kate Schulman

Feb 28

Monologue: Why You Should Join This Packed Subway Car

• by Alcy Leyva

Feb 27

I Don’t Have Ties to Russia, Russia Has Ties to Me

• by Donald J. Trump

Feb 26

If I Spend 3-4 Hours Writing and Editing This Article, Do You Think She Will Have Texted Me Back By Then?

• by Matt Kennedy