Links from Instagram Posts

Jan 6

The Founding Fathers on Donald Trump

• by Sam Spero

Jan 6

Things I’m Looking Forward to in 2017

• by Andrei Trostel

Jan 5

7 New Year’s Resolutions Guaranteed to Protect and Defend “The American Way”

• by Nick Matthews

Jan 4

I’m a Republican and I Care About You

• by Harold Ginn

Jan 3

Just Because I Hallucinated While Serving You Chinese Mall Food Doesn’t Make You Better Than Me

• by Angela Woods

Jan 2

The Five Stages of Shitty Balinese Tattoo Grief

• by Jake Kenyon

Jan 1

Exclusive Tell-All Interview with 2016

• by Michael Rodriguez

Dec 31

I Am a Giant Asteroid Heading Towards Earth After the Horror Show That Was 2016: Ask Me Anything!

• by Michael Ferro

Dec 30

Michael Keaton White Noise Machine G-550 Owner’s Manual

• by Travis May

Dec 29

6 Tips as You Prepare to Die on Your Next American Train Ride

• by Matt Rotman

Dec 28

If You’ve Only Got One Arm, You’re Not Typically the Kind of Guy Who’s Gonna Be a Hollywood Actor

• by Glenn Orgias

Dec 27

7 Regrets I Have After Creating a Flesh-and-Blood Dilbert

• by Connor Stodgell

Dec 27

Topics

• by Points in Case

Dec 26

Revocation of Parental Rights to Custody of Archival Images and History

• by Donald N.S. Unger

Dec 25

12 Things to Assure Your Seasonal Holiday Depression Kicks In

• by Gavin Bradley

Dec 24

How to Reconcile Your Anti-Semitism With Your Love for Jesus Christ, King of the Jews

• by Sam Spero

Dec 24

North Pole CDC Report: 13 Worst Reindeer STDs

• by Larry Ryals

Dec 23

10 New Common Sense Rules to Make Air Travel More Pleasant

• by Eena Ruffini

Dec 22

5 Christmas Gifts to Get Your Beloved Without Violating the Restraining Order

• by Clayton Moore

Dec 21

The Good Life with My Rich Wife

• by Philip Loyd

Dec 21

I’m Regifting These Turtle Doves and You Know Why

• by Patrick Lawlor

Dec 20

7 Emails Your Dad Sent You That are Sure to Bum You the Fuck Out

• by Clara Dollar

Dec 19

Animals Santa Considered Replacing Reindeer With

• by Sam Spero

Dec 19

Snowboarding 101: A Crash Course for Beginners

• by Armando DeMarchi

Dec 18

The Things I’d Eat for Love

• by Travis May

Dec 17

Time is Running Out for Obama to Implement Sharia Law

• by Sam Spero

Dec 16

Merry Fucking Christmas to All From the Millers!

• by Janet Eve Josselyn

Dec 15

Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer (Not That You Care, Grandpa)

• by Andrei Trostel

Dec 15

Court Sullivan is Actually a Good Guy

• by Paul Frank

Dec 14

A Transcript from the New York Times Interview with President-Elect Trump About a Photograph of a Shoe

• by Tom Noonan

Dec 13

Alien Abduction or Dentist Appointment?

• by Paul Ivall

Dec 12

How to Import a Dagger Without Getting Arrested

• by Craig Fishbane