Links from Instagram Posts

Dec 2

To Whomever Stole My 2007 Volvo XC70: You Have Made a Terrible Mistake

• by Harry Saroff

Dec 1

Jesus Christ Struggles with His Imposter Syndrome

• by Tom Ellison

Nov 30

This Year at COP28, We’re Just Reading Our Fern Gully Smut

• by Kylie Holloway

Nov 29

Real Amazon Reviews for Decorative Fall Leaf Garland, or Family Gossip About My Bold New Hairstyle?

• by Madie Dhaliwal

Nov 29

Welcome to My Sex Dungeon, Where Anything Up To and Including a Handjob Goes

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Nov 29

Promoting Inclusivity with Social Stories Worksheets in Inclusive Classrooms

• by Olena Medynska

Nov 29

Some Things You Might Be Getting Wrong About Zoomers, but You’re Too Far from Realizing

• by Mark Mullis

Nov 28

Cannabis Is Medicine, Mom—Period

• by Miles Kahn

Nov 27

A Video Game Tutorial for Your Cheap New Apartment

• by Augusta Chapman

Nov 25

iPhone Screen Time Reports I Actually Need

• by Nathaniel Brown

Nov 24

More Common Cowboy Problems

• by Lillie Franks

Nov 23

I Appoint You, Nephew Bryce, as Successor in Our Family’s Line of Crazy Uncles

• by Jared Flood

Nov 22

I’m a Gourmet Pepper Mill Who Doesn’t Belong at This Thanksgiving Dinner

• by David Henne

Nov 21

The Only Thanksgiving Topic We Can’t Discuss: The Cornucopia Grapes

• by Jeremy Hooper

Nov 20

In Defense of Drinking Gravy

• by Kathryn Baecht

Nov 17

Help! I’m Trapped Inside the Sunday Football Commercial Break

• by Kara Panzer

Nov 16

Look, We Need to Extend Your Appointment Window Again

• by Jeff Bender and Grace Fetterman

Nov 15

Six Seduction Tips So Saucy They’ll Convince Your Husband to Murder the King of Scotland

• by Sara Nicole

Nov 14

Technical FAQ About Your New Hourglass

• by Augusta Chapman

Nov 14

Private Proxy Benefits for Social Media Marketing

• by Mark Mullis

Nov 13

What I Learned on My Mushroom Retreat for Entrepreneurs

• by Graham Techler

Nov 11

The Writer: “Literary Spotlight: Points in Case”

• by Points in Case

Nov 11

Baby Gifts I Registered For vs. Gifts My Baby Actually Wanted

• by Nat Hrvatin

Nov 10

Uncle Steve’s Offensive Driving Course for Young Drivers: A Syllabus

• by Tatiana Tomley

Nov 9

I’m Only on This Dating App Ironically, Unless You’re Interested in Falling in Love or Something

• by Peter Clark-Deutsch

Nov 8

What You (a Humble, Highly-Skilled Nepalese Sherpa) Can Learn from Me (a Rich, Inexperienced Western Thrill-Seeker) About Climbing Mount Everest

• by Doug Kolic

Nov 7

How I Imagined Life with a Puppy, Before I Got a Puppy

• by Phil Burton

Nov 6

Team Building Activities HR Won’t Let Me Do for Some Reason

• by Erin Ross

Nov 6

I’d Like to Have Kids, but I’m Not Sure It’s Ethical to Bring Children into a World Where Their Dad Would Be Me

• by Simon Henriques

Nov 4

This Halftime Locker Room Speech Seems as Good a Time as Any to Confess to My Killing Spree

• by Josh Long

Nov 3

It Helps to Think of Europe as a Powder Keg, a Thing We Can All Picture

• by Troy Doetch

Nov 2

Excerpts from Rod Serling’s Rejected Show “The Prank Zone”

• by Lillie Franks