Links from Instagram Posts

Nov 1

The Ultimate Best Toastiest Toast Recipe of ALL Time, Seriously, by à la Katie

• by Mark Carlson

Oct 31

Back, Demon! Your Name Gives Me Dominion Over You– Uh, As Soon As I Remember It

• by Mike Langley

Oct 30

Are You Starring in a Horror Movie or Sharing a House with Small Children?

• by Mary Flannery

Oct 30

This Year’s Candy Will Be Earned Through Trust-Building Exercises

• by Nathan Cowley

Oct 28

CliffsNotes: “2 Sound 2 Furious”

• by Andreas Trolf

Oct 27

8-Year-Old Going Trick or Treating, or 28-Year-Old Looking for a Good Paying Job?

• by Justin Avery Smith

Oct 27

Essential Questions to Ask Your Exorcist

• by Matt Corluka

Oct 26

You Know Something, Brother?! I Think We Can Settle This Another Way

• by Corey Pajka

Oct 25

I’m the Adult in This Horror Movie and You Kids Better Not Be Doing Anything Supernatural in There

• by Scarlet Meyer

Oct 24

Seven Things That Seem Spooky but Are Completely Normal Parts of Staying at a Cabin in Fall

• by Sarah Gardner

Oct 23

Chill Subs: “An Interview with Points in Case”

• by Points in Case

Oct 23

You Ain’t from ‘Round These Parts, Are You? Best Subscribe to My Newsletter, Pard

• by R.J. Kushner

Oct 21

If Henry David Thoreau Had a Goofy Sidekick at Walden Pond

• by Perry Block

Oct 20

As a Medieval Monk, I Am Tired of Being Asked to Investigate a Series of Murders

• by Dylan Fugel

Oct 19

Vows from the Woman Who Hates Her Future Husband

• by Kirsten King

Oct 18

I’m 90% Sure the Blood Bank’s New Email Marketer Is Dracula

• by David Henne

Oct 18

I Know This Amazing Bar

• by Madeline Goetz

Oct 17

FAQ for Travelers Planning to Visit Heaven

• by Philip Witte

Oct 16

“Friends” Episode or Me Ordering a Shitty Microbrew I Can’t Remember the Name of by Describing the Stupid Label?

• by Berkley Johnson

Oct 16

I’m the Man Who Gets Paid to Say “Tut Tut” Every Time You Think About Sex

• by Lillie Franks

Oct 14

At Our Montessori School, We Offer Drug Culture Without the Drugs

• by Adam Dietz and Troy Doetch

Oct 13

Easy Answers to Common Job Interview Questions for Anyone Who Was Saved by a Swamp Creature When They Were Nine

• by Tyler Gooch

Oct 12

This Country Music Star Is Not Apologizing for Stealing Your Lunch from the Office Fridge

• by Troy Doetch

Oct 11

Ants in My Pants, and Other Animal Conundrums

• by Devin Wallace

Oct 11

Dear Landlord: When It’s Actually Acceptable to Increase Rent

• by Al Mullen

Oct 10

Emergency Public Services, Now with Corporate Sponsorship

• by Ruyi Wen

Oct 9

An Open Letter to Yo Momma: I’m Sorry

• by Nathaniel Brown

Oct 7

Feast Finder: The New and Improved Way to Order Food!

• by Mathieu Cailler

Oct 6

A Day in the Life of a Viking Kindergarten Teacher

• by Samuel Allemang

Oct 5

A Northern Writer Writes a Southern Story

• by Daniel Galef

Oct 4

Other Pluralizations for Fans of “Attorneys General”

• by Berkley Johnson

Oct 4

I Am Thrilled to Be the Mafia’s New Fall Guy

• by Graeme Carey