Aug 28 I Took 2,365,912 Selfies This Year, Making Me the Most Photographed Person in the World by Lindsey Lorenzana
Aug 23 Ruling of Judge Mom, in the Superior Court of Target, on Motion for LOL Surprise O.M.G. Doll by Nick Morgan
Aug 22 I’m Your Yoga Instructor and I’m Hitting on Some Weirdly Specific Things About You During This Class by Jason Garramone
Aug 21 Prepare for Your Mouth’s Ecosystem to Be Decimated by Our Daring New Doritos Flavors by Sarah Lehman
Aug 19 An Open Letter to the Receipt I Just Got at CVS That Is Inexplicably the Length of a Goddamn Jump Rope by Berkley Johnson
Aug 18 10 Ways Creating a Numbered List Will Help You Feel like You Can Bring Meaning and Organization to This Chaotic, Random World by Simon Henriques
Aug 16 Google Maps Reviews of the Prickleback Nuclear Testing Facility in Sopps-Daisy, Tennessee by Augusta Chapman
Aug 15 A Week of Announcements from the Town Crier Who Just Moved to Your Neighborhood by Lauren Piskothy
Aug 1 Despite a Shockingly Low Number of Applicants, You Somehow Did Not Get This Residency by Joe Weisberger