May 27 Let’s Not Make Fun of the Guy Playing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” on the Jukebox, He’s Probably Going through a Lot by Devin Wallace
May 22 When You Shop My Balloon Bouquet Small Business Where I Blow Every Single Balloon by Mouth, You’re Supporting Real People by Emily Kapp
May 20 I’m an Hermés Sales Associate, and You Need to Get the Fuck Out by Madeline Goetz and Alejandra Timmins
May 19 The “Micky Mouse Pancakes” on Our Kids Menu Are Not Affiliated with the Walt Disney Company by Adam Campbell-Schmitt
May 16 The Letter D Wishes You’d Stop Calling the Alphabet “The ABCs” by Kevin Burke and McKayley Gourley
May 11 FAQs for Contestants on Netflix’s New Reality Dating Show, “Justice Is Blind,” Hosted by Clarence Thomas by Nick Gregory
May 8 Mom, Can You Come Pick Me Up? The Guys Registered Another Offshore Financial Subsidiary in My Name by Daniel Licht
May 4 A Guide to Tipping (If Your Young Child Has Chosen to Declare Himself the Table King) by Dylan Fugel
May 3 Upgrade to LookedAt Premium to See Who’s Been Viewing the Back of Your Head This Week by Liz Corrao
May 1 Signs That the Company You Work for Has Been Acquired by a Billionaire by Clarke Jaxton Motorbike