Links from Instagram Posts

Apr 29

6 Times It’s Okay Not to Say Bless You When Someone Sneezed

• by Hans Main

Apr 28

Finding Love Is Hard So We, the Makers of “Love Is Blind,” Have Decided to Make It So Much Harder

• by Lily Hirsch

Apr 27

Will I Watch Your Stuff for a Second? I Will Guard It with My Life

• by Connor Adams

Apr 26

We, the Manufacturers of the “Gargantuan Gary” Action Figure, Would like to Extend Our Deepest Condolences

• by James Knapp

Apr 25

We Are a Fancy Restaurant, and We Are About to Dim the Lights

• by Jennifer Slee

Apr 24

Tom Cruise or Thomas the Tank Engine?

• by Sianna Lani

Apr 24

Writers: Are You a Plotter, a Pantser, or Are You Plotting Revenge on the Kid Who Pantsed You in High School Gym Class?

• by Troy Doetch

Apr 22

The Very Hungry Caterpillar Executive

• by Daniel Licht

Apr 21

I’m Your Childhood Boy Band Crush, and I’m Finally Available to Date You

• by Emily Holewczynski

Apr 20

For Sale: Charming 2 Bed/2 Bath Cape Cod with Paul Reiser Room!

• by Adam Dietz

Apr 19

Solutions to Traffic Congestion the City Is Willing to Try

• by Winnie Code

Apr 19

My Self-Driving Car Lets Me Focus On It Killing Me

• by James Klein

Apr 18

9 Easy Life Hacks That Definitely Aren’t Black Magic, Trust Us

• by Lillie Franks

Apr 17

A Being of Supreme Intelligence from Outer Space Has a Few Questions About the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

• by Alex Moss

Apr 14

Every Situation in Which I Would Literally Say, “You Snooze, You Lose”

• by Alex Baia

Apr 13

Shakespeare’s Tragic Figures Share Career Updates on LinkedIn

• by Nick Morgan

Apr 12

I’m a Climate Scientist, and We’re Running Dangerously Low on IP

• by Kate Hakala

Apr 11

I’m Super Busy but I Still Have Enough Time to Explain to You in Excruciating Detail Just How Busy I Am

• by Lily Hirsch

Apr 10

Customer Satisfaction Survey: Please Rate Your Recent Visit to View the Sunset

• by Viktoria Shulevich

Apr 8

In Lieu of Hazing, Our Fraternity Will Make You Do Our Taxes

• by Josh Freedman

Apr 7

I’m a Rubber Duck and I’m Resigning from My Position at Bathtub Inc.

• by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman

Apr 6

Ways That I, a Non-Parent, Imagine I Will Someday Discipline My Children

• by Adam Dietz

Apr 5

Welcome to Vitamin Shoppe, Where We Spell Words and Treat Health like It’s 1446

• by Tom Ellison

Apr 4

Job Openings in a Network Crime Procedural

• by Devin Wallace

Apr 3

We Didn’t Work Very Hard on This Elementary School Concert

• by Troy Doetch

Apr 1

I’m Looking for a Lot of Specific Recommendations from This Local Facebook Group

• by Rochelle Elana Fisher

Mar 31

We’ve Made a Few Cutbacks to This Season’s Promotional Schedule

• by Nathan Cowley

Mar 30

I’m Terrified Those “Fast & Furious” Guys Will Come to My City Next

• by Tyler Hicks

Mar 30

What You Need to Know Before Playing at an Indian Online Casino

• by Olena Medynska

Mar 29

Imaginary Blurbs on the Cover of My 4th Grade Book Report

• by Dan Fitzpatrick

Mar 29

I’m a Small Business Owner in a Credit Card Commercial, and My Cross Stitch Company Is a Drug Front

• by Mary Gulino

Mar 28

To Determine If You’re the Right Fit for This Job, We’d Like You to Do This Job

• by Adam Dietz