Links from Instagram Posts

Feb 1

Moo Moo, Your Childhood Stuffed Animal, Is Filing for Emancipation

• by Alex Jhamb Burns

Jan 31

As Your Primary Care Doctor, I Will Be Happy to See You in Three Weeks When Your Symptoms Have Passed

• by Brad Snyder

Jan 30

This Aesthetic Subway Ad Is Here to Tell You That You Are Going Bald as Shit

• by Chris Logan

Jan 28

Weddings Vows from Me, a Spelling Bee Champion, to You, My Former Spelling Bee Opponent

• by Devin Wallace

Jan 27

I’m the Best Detective in the World, So Why Do You Keep Second-Guessing Me?

• by Adam Dietz

Jan 26

A Dating Profile of a Gothic Novel’s Love Interest

• by Erika Lindquist

Jan 25

Are You My Future Boyfriend or a Personal Injury Lawyer?

• by Kendra Stanton Lee

Jan 25

So Who’s the Real Monster in All This?

• by David Guzman

Jan 24

It’s Very Postmodern

• by Jennifer Kim

Jan 23

Hello, I’m Lord Byron Castleface, of the Castleface Castlefaces

• by James Knapp

Jan 21

Prenup for Hipster Dirtbags

• by Hallie Pritts

Jan 20

If Classic Literature Had Ad Breaks

• by Julien Perez

Jan 19

A Guided Meditation for Moving Out of Your Walk-up Apartment

• by Carrie Pinkard

Jan 18

Writers, Please Avoid Using the Following Forbidden Literary Devices

• by Lillie Franks

Jan 18

I’ve Traveled Back in Time to Be on the Forbes “30 Under 30”

• by Matt Corluka

Jan 17

This Is Your 3 AM Existential Dread Wake-up Call

• by Graeme Carey

Jan 16

20 New Year’s Resolutions to Try While You Wait for the Adderall Shortage to End

• by Emily Knapp

Jan 16

Straight Male Friendships: A Definitive Hierarchy

• by Hunter Gardner

Jan 14

Alfred Hitchcock Loses His Suspense

• by Nathan Cowley

Jan 13

Thanks for Giving Me the Exact Compliment I Definitely Wasn’t Fishing For

• by Lily Blumkin

Jan 12

A Few Words Before the Opening of “Bagel Bites the Musical”

• by Jimmy Pitts

Jan 11

A Guide to the Various Women of My Dreams

• by Evan Dotas

Jan 10

What the Ancient Sequoias Can Teach Me, a Woman, About Aging

• by Lily Hirsch

Jan 9

This Car Sticker of Guns Is My Family, and It Is Just as Sad as It Sounds

• by Patrick Coyne

Jan 7

Answers to All of the Questions Asked by the Little Girl Sitting Behind Me at Last Night’s Performance of “The Marriage of Figaro”

• by Leah Browning

Jan 6

Microshaft Word’s AI Helps Write a Letter

• by Kevin Ahern

Jan 5

Ways I Imagined I Might Die When I Was a Kid

• by Anthony DeThomas

Jan 4

Please Don’t Post Recipes That Aren’t Tailored to My Specific Dietary Needs

• by Mary Sasson

Jan 3

“Kiss Me, I’m Irish” T-Shirts for Those with Partial Ancestry

• by John-Clark Levin

Jan 3

Syllabus for Zombie Apocalypse Survival 101

• by Tatiana Tomley

Jan 2

How to Tell Your Kids the Truth About Bigfoot

• by Gracie Kairis

Dec 31

Reasons to Reconsider Your 2023 “Pooping Pooches” Calendar

• by Lily Hirsch